I come to VIP for help

Tonight I was feeling sorta down, and I thought a quicky would cheer me up, but it only made things worse. I was looking at the pictures and thought I will never, ever get any of that. I'm 20 years old and I've never even gotten a hug or anything. Never held hands, or had a girlfriend. Nothing. No one talks to me. I drone on day after day to get paid minimum wage for cleaning up peoples' messes. Maybe I'm becoming depressed or something, I don't know, but this sucks. Maybe I should just give up on ever getting a girlfriend and dedicate my life to something that I'll actually see results from, and will make me happy. I'm being serious when I say that, as drastic as it may seem. What would you do if you were me?

せっぷく。

We're not you, thank god.

>>1
You are the average VIPPER, but we don't want your emo crap here.  Post it in /lounge/.

You actually want that crap?
Listen dude, the old addage is this, the grass always LOOKS greener on the other side of the fence.
And as you and I both know, looks can be quite deceiving.
That said, I hope you realize, if you bow down before a twat you will both have failed and be renounced of your VIPPER status where you will only be able to post in /lounge/ and 4-ch Love&Romance.

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SUFFER THE END OF YOUR DISCUSSION BOARD LIVELY HOOD ON TOP OF THE END OF YOUR FREE SINGLE AND SUPERIOR LIFESTYLE?
Start living it without such bad notions of false desire clouting your head, if you're a VIPPER, start living that way, don't you know VIP is FOR life?

>>1

lolololololololol

I'm killing slef thankf rot ehe help.

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>>1
Oooookay. I don't get why people feel the need to attach themselves to other people.

There's this older guy at work, who's always on me about "Hey you got a boyfreind yet? Why not? Don't you want one?" No. No I don't want one. Why would I want one? I have my own job, home, freinds, no desire for children, and a fucking whirlpool tub and vibrator. I have absolutely NO use for a man. None.

My advice to you is, yes, give up and dedicate your life to something that you'll actually see results from. If you base your happiness on one small aspect of life, you will never be happy.

1)Get a job you like, or at least one that pays you well enough.
2)Get a nice place to call your own.
3)Get some nice things (furnature, fluffy bath towels, awsome kitchen utensils, a good car, -#some kind of exercise equipment#-).
4)Make a lot of freinds.
5)Get a GOOD sex toy. (whirlpool tub is the ultimate for women, but I doubt it'd work for a man)

Once you start actually living a life, and stop focusing on "need woman", you'll be more likely to find one, and if you don't you'll have plently of other stuff in your life to keep you occupied.

>>9
YEAH. BECAUSE THE ULTIMATE POINT IN LIFE IS TO OWN FLUFFY BATH TOWELS.

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A SHALLOW WORTHLESS CUNT?

P.S

YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY FAT.

LOL...LOL...

SERIOUSLY

YOU'RE NO VIPSTAR. YOU'RE NOT EVEN A VIPPER. GO BACK TO /LEGAYOUNGE/

>>9
You're abosultely set unless you want to be kissed on the neck and have arms wrapped around you.

>>9
This is what a moron would do. People that can think for themselves do something more fulfilling.

>>12
OP is bitching about how one single shallow element of his life sucks. So he pointed out there's plenty of other meaningless crap he can fill his life with.
>>10
This is 4chan. Everyone is a porkbeast.
>>8
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いい銃だ。。。少し借りるぞ

4chan = Land of the porkbeast.

>>13
This is News for VIP, we should show him the VIP way and nothing else.

>>16