this is probably the worst place to ask this kind of question, but there is a girl that comes to my apartment every now and then, and we talk for awhile alone in a small room. (btw no she isnt loli, she is older than 20)
i was looking at her boobs and they were big and round , her body is fit, and she is one of those nerdy stay-at-home-reading-books-all-day kind of girl. I would really like to know how to get into the right situation so I can have sex with her.
I am an inexpirienced virgin, I've had very little contact with woman before i met her. She said she had a boyfriend before so I am guessing she is no virgin. Oh yea she is also 3 years older than me. We are in our twenties.
So help me Anonymous, what should I do to get in bed with her?
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VIPPER2006-07-06 9:48
ttp://kenken.chu.jp/matutari/index.html
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VIPPER2006-07-06 10:34
STICK IT IN THE POOPER
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VIPPER2006-07-06 10:40 (sage)
This is not VIP quality.
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VIPPER2006-07-06 11:28 (sage)
You fucking shithead go back to 4-ch Love&Romance with your shit.
WE ONLY POST VIP QUALITY IN VIP NOT ANONYMOUS'S PATHETIC LOVE LIFE AMBITIONS OKAY?
Tell her her earings look nice, compliment her shoes, then stick your tongue down her ear. D--n, how it knicks 'em.
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VIPPER2006-07-06 14:31
You are all faggots. The whole story has not been told, there might be VIP quality hidden here and we must find out.
>>1
She comes to your apartment and talks? What kind of relationship do you have? How did you meet, etc? We need more background information here before we can do an accurate assesment of the situation and give you helpful advice that will ensure you long nights of sweet loving with Bookworm-chan
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VIPPER2006-07-06 14:53 (sage)
>>8
You deny your VIP nature by giving in to this quality deprieved loser? He is no VIPPER. You are not Anonymous.
This goes in 4-ch Love&Romance.
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VIPPER2006-07-06 18:19
>>9
whats 4-ch Love&Romance?
how about you fuck off and go there
>>7 >>8 >>10 >>11
You guys do realize wanting something as pathetic as sex isn't VIP quality right? You do know this kind of shit is what 4-ch Love&Romance is for right? You guys know there are other places on the internet, especially ones more willing to even want to read about such boring dreck, right?
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VIPPER2006-07-06 21:13
i dub thee >>1 to be wants-some-loving otoko. your words are not exactly up to our levels of quality so I will have to ask you to gtfo
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VIPPER2006-07-06 23:41
>>12
This is way above your level. Please leave before you do irreparable damage and ruin all chances of turning this thread into one full of VIP quality
Just try an' get closer to her, make a move....then after a week of straight boning her, set up a vid.camera and shoot a flick to upload.
it's that simple.
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VIPPER2006-07-08 13:30
>>22 then after a month of being ignored by her, download loads of porn from the internet and start fapping to forget about her, all while crying.
Fixed
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VIPPER2006-07-08 13:36
lololol crying fapping.
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VIPPER2006-07-08 19:57
Isnt it the best? Especially out in the woods. This is called "the emotional forestry stick-spank".
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VIPPER2006-07-08 20:07
>>25
Only manly men are allowed to cry.
So if anyone is going to be crying in a forest, it's going to be manly lumberjacks.
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VIPPER2006-07-08 20:21
Hara Tetsuo and Buronson need to make a manga about lumberjacks fighting in the vast wilderness with manly tears.
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VIPPER2006-07-08 21:24 (sage)
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VIPPER2006-07-09 6:51
age for awesome
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VIPPER2006-07-09 8:00
Yes, I am a VIPPER. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my VIP quality soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute /b/tard!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the internet and I am pretty slim and good looking.
But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I have SEX with my /b/tard.
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VIPPER2006-07-09 8:33 (sage)
>>30
You can't be a vipper and be caught dead anywhere near a /b/tard.
Fail quality get.
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VIPPER2006-07-09 13:02
/b/-tards are the opposite of VIP quality. Nice fail there, faggot.
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VIPPER2006-07-09 18:01
I think he is confusing VIPPER status with homo status.
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VIPPER2006-07-10 5:56
this thread is kawaii =n_n=
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VIPPER2006-07-10 9:36
Yes, I am a VIPPER. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my VIP quality soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute ascii art!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the internet and I am pretty slim and good looking.
But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I have SEX with my DADDY COOL.
FIXED
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VIPPER2006-07-10 10:12
I INVENTED DADDY COOL, END OF MOTHERFUCKINGTHREAD "Listen to my new album you faggot, http://youtube.com/watch?v=hh7ur83Rups&search=vipstar "
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VIPPER2006-07-10 10:12
"Listen to my new album you faggot, http://youtube.com/watch?v=hh7ur83Rups&search=vipstar "
"I'm big in JAPANLANDIA"
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VIPPER2006-07-10 10:13
Yes, im the dude that used to spam this shit everywhere "Listen to my new album you faggot, http://youtube.com/watch?v=hh7ur83Rups&search=vipstar "
"I'm big in JAPANLANDIA"
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VIPPER2006-07-10 10:15
"Listen to my new album you faggot, http://youtube.com/watch?v=hh7ur83Rups&search=vipstar "
"I'm big in JAPANLANDIA"
/＼＿＿_／ヽ
(.｀ヽ(｀＞ 、 ／'''''' ''''''::::: It's VIP quality
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VIPPER2006-07-10 10:15
"Listen to my new album you faggot, http://youtube.com/watch?v=hh7ur83Rups&search=vipstar "
"I'm big in JAPANLANDIA"
/＼＿＿_／ヽ
(.｀ヽ(｀＞ 、 ／'''''' ''''''::::: It's VIP quality
`'＜｀ゝr'ﾌ＼ ＋ | （●）, ､（●）､.:| ＋ http://dis.4chan.org/vip/
⊂ｺ二Lﾌ^´ ノ, ／⌒) . | ,,,ﾉ(､_, )ヽ､,, .:::|
⊂l二L7_ / -ゝ-')´ .+ | ｀-=ﾆ=- ' .:::::| + . VIP
＼_ ､__,.ｲ＼ ＋ ＼ ｀ﾆﾆ´ .::／ + DIVAS
(T＿_ノ Tヽ , -r'⌒!￣ `":::7ヽ.｀- ､ ./| . ONLY @
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