http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w7YPlGRX5w
Think twice. Think twice before you answer. Think twice before you say yeah. You know, I know y'all sittin' here, sayin' now, look at this food. Got this wallamelon here. The reason why he say twice. Is because. That's. Get me a lap. Get me a lap, ya'll. The reason why he say think twice is because I just can't understand why we as black people started off eating watermelon in the closet. Lord have mercy. This is called the heart. You know, it makes me feel so bad sometimes when I, I see black, my black bruthas and sisters, and they'll see me eating a piece of wallamelon like this here. And they'll go, and they'll go to foul their faces up and that's despicable. But it's good. And you know a thing that makes me mad, when I go they parties, they will take a big pretty wallamelon like this, and cut all kinds of gadget. And, and then cut the insides, YOU SEE THIS GOOD PIECE OF WALLAMELON HERE, cut all the guts out that good wallamelon, and mix it up and mess it up with something else. Man, sometimes they got a notion to put liquor in it. And then after they cut them little crevices, they put it BACK inside of that hull. Man, that's a waste of wallamelon when all you got to do with it is PICK IT UP LIKE THIS HERE LOOK HERE, PICK IT UP LIKE THIS HERE... I don't mess with the sherrif. I won't like to walk on MY ONIONS. THAT'S A LICK RABBIT. THAT's the way you eat a wallamelon.
NOW I DON'T CARE IF YOU A PHD, if you's a whatever, YOU CAN'T TELL ME CUTTIN' ALL THAT OUT, PUTTIN' IT BACK IN THERE. Now, Lord. It's better in here.
Now I know you sittin' home, that's an angry nigga. But, this a sweet wallamelon. I ain't gon' waste no time cuttin' no wallamelon up and mixin' it up with no fruit cocktail. All I'm sayin' to ya', be yourself. 'Cause I went to a party the other night with some white folks. They didn't have it in that thing there. They had slices. Walkin' around, Petey Greene, you want a slice? I said YEAH, GIVE ME A SLICE. And one lady said, "I don't think, I didn't think, you blacks eat wallamelon like that no more." I said, "Look lady, don't try to get out on me. You understand? You just want to eat the good part and want me to cut it all up and do it." And then you know, I was mad with nigga for putting SALT on a wallamelon. T-two old 'bamas. I was talking to two COLD-BLOODED country 'bamas. And uh, I said, "WHY y'all put salt on a wulla?" Nigga said, "Well, man, in my home, you know, I'm down in that bottom in Virginia." Said, "Let me tell you 'bout salt, Petey." Said, "You Washington n*ggas puts too MUCH salt on." Said, "You just, I watch you put yours, them niggas DUMP salt on it." Said, "You put a ~twang~ of salt on a ~sweet~ melon, and it, it, and it brings out like, accent." I said, "What you say?" He said, "Man, I look-watched you Washington people, y'all dump salt on it like you got chicken." He said, "But you, twang it." I never knew that.
But I'm just want to said you this evenin'. And let y'all know there's two things you don't do. Don't cut the insides out no wallamelon and mix it with nothin' else. And don't put no two sticks around a corn of ?????. You know, y'all niggas put two sticks. Don't do that. You get one of those big ?????, shack it with it some butter, and hit that rrrrdoop, rrrrdoom. Be yourself. And always remember that I got it off the vine. It's sweet like honey, and I'll plug it all the time. Set back, y'all. I know you say this nigga's good and crazy. Hold it 'fore I tell y'all to just -- uh. Just the color of intelligence. You just have a slice a slice of wallamelon, and get ready to groove. With Petey Greene, dry.