how do i become the pope?

and cardinal too. popo cardinal.i´m no catlic. :( and my english is bad,,,pope speak english? and spenish? :(((

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>>1

no pope powers for you.

age

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pope of cocks

Get bitten by a radioactive pope in order to acquire the proportional strength and agility of a pope.  Use this power for good, not evil -- THIS STEP IS VERY IMPORTANT YOU CAN'T START AS EVIL POPE.  Once you've poped it up and poped it up good, then you can switch over to EVIL POPE (or EPOP as it's known), but you won't get the initial popage unless you start out as good pope.  It's in the rules.

You already are

I think you can get sent a 'certified pope' card from the discordian society if you mail them about it.

Who was pope?

>>10
I was.
But it is tiring being a pope, so I quit.
Altough the child abuse sessions were great.

POPE IT UP
POPE IT UP GOOD
LET'S GET TO POPING

>>1
I think you have to speak Latin.  But who the hell speaks Latin?

>>13
Pope do.

>>14
See this, pope do?

ITT popery