Somebody lied to me on the internet

How could this happen to me?

If you are American, I think that you can turn him to the 4Chan Party Van, as lying on the Internet is illegal.

The AOL Police might also be needed if he tries to resist.

One should always tell the truth, online or offline. So say I, Jim Carrey

>>3
I'm bill murray and no one will ever believe you.

A GREAT RECESSION IS DESTROYING CENTRAL EUROPE AND I WANT TO BLAME JEWS
BECAUSE THEY ARE JEWS
TURNED THE JEWS ON HIS POLITICAL DISCOURSE

FLAMIIIIIIIIIIIING OVENS
SHARP LIKE A JEW NOSE
CALLED HIM THE JEW
>>831 IS A JEW

JEWSAKU JEWS
IN THE DARK OF THE JEWELRY
JEWS JEWS JEWS?

FLAMIIIIIIIIIIIING OVENS
SHARP LIKE A JEW NOSE
CALLED HIM THE JEW
>>831 IS A JEW

I WANT TO RUIN YOUR HOMELAND AND WILL SEND THE LUFTWAFFE IN THE AIR