What is it called

It is a way of speaking in which no contractions are used.  There is not much emotion or exclamation used in this manner of speaking.  It is as if the text were translated from Babelfish.  It is said to be more polite.  It is seen on 4chan most often.  What is it?

What

kopipe

>>3
It's "copypasta", moron

It is speaking like this.  Perhaps it is too formal.   

>>3
For me it is always kopipe

It is like the entries in Katamari Damacy.  It is helpful and informative. 

But it is not rude.  There is very little slang.  Short sentences.  No commas.

http://etherchan.org/wiki/index.php/Copypasta