Name: VIPPER 2006-04-23 12:20
My corvette broke down today. It really irked me so I took it down to the dealership. I told the guy I wanted my corvette fixed in a hour so it wouldn't mess up my plans, he said it was impossible. I thought about tipping over one of the cars at the dealership to show them how angered I was but then the guy saw how angry I was and told me it would be done in a hour. So as I was having one of their workers get me coffee I got the phone number of one of the girls that worked there. She was married but I didn't care. The guy comes tell me my corvette is fixed but get this, I waited for a hour AND 10 mins. I was like I"m not paying you for lying to me sir and then I threw the coffee oh him and walked out. I was angry about waiting so I decided to take it out on somebody less than me. I drove to mcdonalds went through the drive thru and asked for a large milk shake. As the guy handed me my milk shake I took the lid off, gave him a stare and then said "super size this" and then I threw the milkshake in his face. I then drove off with bon jovis wanted dead or alive playing as I felt pretty good about myself. Also in case any of you were wondering... the man is back.