most unprofessional moments in porn

One time i was watching this video, and right as the guy shot his load on the girl's face, she snickered. it wasn't a full-on snicker, only the start of one. but in any case it was VERY FUCKING UNPROFESSIONAL.

i rewound it, to make sure. there it was again, that slight turn of her head to the side, that reflexive upturn of her mouth's corners. one half of my brain said, "what the fuck are you doing, snickering when i come on yr eyelid!"--for when we watch porn we project our own identities onto that of Battleship Dick--"you can't make light of my warm gust of jizz, you witch." the other half said, "yes, you certainly can, which makes you far cooler than me."

anyways, what are the most unprofessional moments in porn that you personally have witnessed? any real fapkillers? other pr0n insights welcome.

One time, I was watching this video... I forgot what it was called... and then this one girl kept saying 'oooohhh baby' like 1000X in a row, and I got so fucking annoyed I couldn't even watch the rest of the video...

Stupid fucking homemade pr0n videos :(

Roflmfao...That was fucking great....

On Got Jizz, it was just funny as hell, the friend of a girl who wanted to porn tape back, had her FRIEND suck this dude's cock.

He gave her "Cock Water" when she got thirsty...He dipped his cock in water. >.>...It was fucking hilarous.

OH MY GOD theres this woman who ALWAYS talks when shes having sex or sonmething..and even when shes not..but shes there she STILL talks..e.xample.

SHE ISNT EVEN FUCKING!..shes watching and toucing the girls ass

"oh yeah you wanna fuck that ass oh yea you love that ass of yea you love that pussy oh yeah look at that hot ass"...i had to turn the sound off.

Another time..she was having sex she was all "oh yeah you want that ass, oh yeah thats so fucking good oh yeah oh yeah oph yeah fuck me harder oh yeah" and she was just SAYING IT...nto even panting.......

Shit.

The stupidest thing i ever saw was this girl screaming like she was having an orgasm when some guy was rubbing her boobs through her clothes.

i just raised my eyebrow and laughed.

I watched this movie with a 6-year old blowing an older male... she was like totally unprofessional and shit. It pissed me off.

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There was this video of someone anal fucking some chick and suddenly some other guy jumps in front of the camera and cums on the anal-fucking guys belly, and he's all like: "wtf was that man" and hes really angry and stuff.

There was this video of some guy who was a total noob trying to jizz on this woman.  It took him several takes to do it, in one of those takes the woman sprayed some whipped cream on her face and chuckled about it.  Eventually the guy got off on her face.  Suddenly, the camera man says all this shit about him and tells him to gtfo.  The guy gets pissed, walks up to the cameraman, and gives him a knuckle sandwich.  You see the camera's POV and it falls to the side and you see that naked guy walking up the steps.

Some anal porno, the chick pulls a hand stand so she's now upsidedown, facing away from a guy who's holding her ankles and fucking her in the ass, well her hand slips and she falls flat on her face, funny shit.

Oh this other one, where they're having sex on the beach, the fucking tide comes in and they just keeping going. Eventually the girl (who's on the bottom) is pretty much drowning the just kicks the guy off of her and storms off, she's walking a bit funny and stops after about 10 paces to clear the sand out of here asscrack and vagine. OMG I laughed for so long at that it made me lose my erection.

Umm, girls getting plowed, her cell phone rings..what does she do?
She answers her "important call" then goes back and assumes the position.
The guy continues to GIVE ER as she talks on the phone, and barely skips a beat.

Now thats unprofessional, but in a way...professional.