WTF?! I FELL INTO A GIANT MUD PIT!!!

I decided to walk home from the bar tonight because i was drunk as fuck,.. and i dont live that far. So im walking down the sidewwalk and all the sudden PLOOOOOOOSHHHH

IM UP TO MY FUCKING WAIST IN MUD!@!! ITW AS LIKE FUCKING QUICKSAND.

I panic and try to get the fuck out.. and in the process I LOST MY FUCKING BRAND NEW SHOE!!!


WHAT THE FUCK

IM SO CALLING THE CITY TOMOROROW

MOTHERFUCKERS

I WANT MY SHOE BACK!!


I HAD TO WALK 5 FUCKING BLOCKS WITHOUT A SHOE

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