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April Fools jokes

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 17:25

1) Get number of local zoo
2) leave message on victim's voicemail (or enlist help of coworker to pass message)
along the lines of "Call me back its very important , I can be reached at [phone number of zoo] - Mr Lyons"
3) watch as victim calls local zoo and asks to speak to Mr Lion.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 17:30

I bet the unsuspecting victim will sure be surprised to find out who Mr Lyons is. Tee-hee.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 17:41

Slashdot is going to go crazy this year too :/

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 17:54

>>3
what are goign to do?

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 18:07

whut does slashdot do?

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 18:47

>>4,5
They always accept crazy stories on April the first every year, last year was crazier than ever with almost no serious stories, and even one that had no subject and no content. Most of them were removed however.

It is likely they will try to do it even better this year, if 6MGET is any indication of how events change over time

PROTIP: This is the only chance in your life to have a story accepted. If the story is actually true, but sounds fake (such as the one where the US army had developed laser rifles... hmm, I don't think it was a joke at least) you get bonus points.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 19:24

I was wondering how they would outdo it... now I know.

http://slashdot.org/

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 21:16 (sage)

I never go to slashdot so I suppose if I were to go on april 1st I wouldn't know what to look for

Name: VIPPER 2006-04-01 4:12

april fools is the day when you tell people you hate how much you hate them infront of your friends and bring them to tears. When people start giving you the "thats enough look" say APRIL FOOLS!1111

Name: VIPPER 2006-04-01 4:22

whut if u only have online friends? =(

Name: VIPPER 2006-04-01 9:43

i got totally pwned this year

http://omoikane.minstrum.net/april1.png

1.4GB downloaded for nothing

Name: VIPPER 2006-04-01 9:45

>>11
That's what you get for downloading pop anime.

Name: VIPPER 2006-04-01 10:18

anime is gay

Name: VIPPER 2006-04-01 11:58 (sage)

>>13
NO U

Name: VIPPER 2006-04-02 3:29

>>14
YES U

Name: VIPPER 2006-04-02 6:23 (sage)

NO WAI

Name: VIPPER 2009-03-18 3:47

I feel the need, the need for weed!

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

Name: VIPPER 2009-04-08 20:44

I always find killing a friends pet to be a good april fools day prank. Some people get all arsey about it though

Name: VIPPER 2009-04-09 0:34

JEWS

Name: VIPPER 2012-04-01 22:00

Bump for VIP quality!

Name: VIPPER 2012-04-02 6:44

Suck cocks

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