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How can asian guys compete with whites?

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 1:05

I'm talking about the average asian guy here. I know there's the super hot asians like Rick Yuen, but the average asian is a short, oily faced ugly motherfuck like me.

How do we compete with white guys with blonde hair, blue eyes, sharp nose/features? All girls want to date a movie star, someone who looks like Brad Pitt or George Clooney. I just don't see how we asian guys can compete.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 1:13

Meet the Fujoshi, female version of otaku. Usually fat and unwashed, reads lots of yaoi, has more then 3 pet cats, no makeup, butterface, bad manners, mouth shaped like kana, wears tacky clothes for more then 1 day at a time

They will be interested in your underdeveloped asian boy body.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 1:24

>>1 well the average asian is a short, oily faced ugly motherfuck like you while the average white pople are fat, smelly and ugly as fuck, so i dont see a problem with that

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 1:29

I see Asian guys with fine ass girls all the time...of course I could steal their girls at any time but that is not here or there.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 1:33

>>4
That's my point...asian guys can't "compete" with whites.

If there's no competition, then of course asian guys can fuck hot girls too.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 2:12

>>1
I think you have to make the best out of what you got. Just not set your standards so high. Just dont be like a total nerd. maybe take care of your skin, work out, be alitle more secure about yourself. Try to charm them ladies. Remember your a Vipper.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 2:39

>Remember your a Vipper.

VIPPERS die virgins.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 3:56

VIPPER! HOLD ME!

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 4:00

>VIPPERS die virgins.

NOOO!!!

Can I blame my mom for yet another bad thing in my life?

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 4:20

if you're talking about just dating, sure it's tough. but in the long run (marriage) asian guys win out simply because asian parents tend to disapprove mixing and it all comes down to education AND $$$. worst case? move back to your home country and hook up.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 7:49

show her you l337 starcraft skills. that will impress all the babes. seriously

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 15:42

 ̄\O_o/ ̄

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 16:08

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 16:18

white-out is the answer.
always.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 16:33

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 17:33

>>1
Consider washing up regularly. Gets rid of the oily face, eventually. Also removes odours, if only temporarily.

After that it's just the same advice as to all nerds the world over: cultivate an actual personality and character. No more repertoire of knee-jerk responses or any of that herd mentality bullshit. That is to say, get a life.

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