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I just had a huge problem at blockbuster!

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-29 22:10

Me and my girlfriend went to blockbuster to check out a few dvds. I went to the check out counter and the pimply faced teenager seemed to have a problem with me. He told me that the computer was showing that I had a movie currently checked out and it was 24 days overdue. I called him a freaking moron and then I let him know since he insulted me in front of my lady friend I would be checking out todays movies free of charge. He told me he was afraid that wasn't going to happen and that according to his computer I had a late charge overdue. I stood there, took off my shades, and then looked him straight in the eye and said " I'm afraid your ass kicking is overdue". I then grabbed him from behind the counter and threw him into a dvd display. The other clerk then pulled out a baseball bat and came at me. I moved out of the way and gave him a swift side kick to the stomach area and then threw him into the goober display. I then grabbed the bat, looked the computer straight in the screen and said "batter up" and then I knocked the computer across the store. I took the movies and me and girlfriend left. On a side note I robot is a pretty good movie.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-29 22:12

This looks fabricated

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-29 22:14

Epic

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-29 22:18

True story.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-30 6:28

That story is inspirational.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-30 6:28

I have had dreams that made more sense than >>1

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-30 6:42

>>6
Fag.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-30 6:53

Holy crap, this is funny.

Keep it up!

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-30 15:28

*yawn*

Copy pasta is boring

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-30 15:34

*yawn*

You're a faggot

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-30 15:39

>>9
Original content. And rather funny at that.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-30 21:53 (sage)

I just had a huge boner at bonerbuster

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 0:42

>>12
Pedo

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 2:14

>>11

O RLY? It's almost the same as the gas station one except a few minor detail. At best a shitty ripoff.

>>10

You have 2 hamsters up your ass and you mother doesn't love you.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 2:24

>>14
You don't get it. He's like Cobra & Segal all rolled into one. Shit like this happens everywhere he goes.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 2:28

>>15

Oh I get it...you mean a Chuck Norris.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 7:52

please write more of these.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 15:46

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Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 16:17

20GET!!!

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 16:33

Name: VIPPER 2009-03-18 3:43

I'm feeling really keen, for some of that good ol' green

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

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