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Wapanese

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-09 21:41

“Wapanese” are decidedly caucasian individuals who, by means of thoroughly warped postmodern acculturation processes, have come to the decision that it is in their best interest to act as if they were denizens of the nation of Japan. The term “wapanese” can be accurately though of as an analog to wigger. A whitey can be classified as a “Wapanese” if they are in possession of two or more of the following defining traits:

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-09 21:42

I thought Wapanese included basically any Westerner. `~`

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-09 21:43

1. Has an unhealthy obsession with shallow, saccharine and intellectually insulting animation shows (also refered to as anime by the nerd elite) originally tailored for young Japanese children

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-09 21:44

>>3
lol

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-09 21:44

2. Operates under the erroneous belief that every aspect of American culture is vastly inferior to that of Japan’s – even though 99.9% of Wapanese have never had firsthand experience of any sort with their preferred culture (in other words, they’ve never set so much as one foot upon the island(s) of Japan)

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-09 21:46

3. Is a Virgin

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-09 21:48

4. May be afflicted with a terminal case of yellow fever; however, they constantly fail in their quest for Japanese pootytang

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-09 21:50

5. Extreme cases may traipse around whilst wearing a “costume” that makes them resemble their favorite anime characters (this practice is reffered to as cosplay; cross-dressing and raging homosexuality is not an uncommon component of cosplay.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-09 21:50

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Name: VIPPER 2006-03-09 21:55

Interestingly, Wapanese are generally though of as “failures” and rejects within their own culture. Social scientists such as myself speculate that it was their failure to gain acceptance within their own culture than has lead many a white geek to seek out Japan’s culture as a surrogate; however, they’d be shattered to know that the insular and somewhat racist Japanese society would be even less accepting of them than the people of their true and native culture.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-10 1:41

Takuro, our hero, is drowning in sex! All the sexy girls with huge tits are after his manhood. And who can blame them. It's a throbbing monster that keeps growing when inside a girl's mouth and pussy! It can cum again and again for god knows how many times!

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20GET!!!

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-16 17:50

Interestingly, Wapanese are generally though of as “failures” and rejects within their own culture. Social scientists such as myself speculate that it was their failure to gain acceptance within their own culture than has lead many a white geek to seek out Japan’s culture as a surrogate; however, they’d be shattered to know that the insular and somewhat racist Japanese society would be even less accepting of them than the people of their true and native culture.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-16 18:03

Source here:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wapanese
 
 
 
 
//Dolphin_I'm-a-scientist_X

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-16 18:18

>>22
Are you new here?

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-16 18:24

>>23
Yes, this is my second year on 4chan so I guess.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-16 18:25

>>24
n00b GTFO

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-16 18:27

>>25
Yes, this is my second year on 4chan so I cannot. Sry.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-16 19:41

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30GET!!!

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-18 14:09

Interestingly, Wapanese are generally though of as “failures” and rejects within their own culture. Social scientists such as myself speculate that it was their failure to gain acceptance within their own culture than has lead many a white geek to seek out Japan’s culture as a surrogate; however, they’d be shattered to know that the insular and somewhat racist Japanese society would be even less accepting of them than the people of their true and native culture.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-18 17:23

im going to japan to be treated like a nigr!?

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-18 21:48

To the japanese, you are a nigger. Everybody else just hates whitey. The Japanese will disdain you.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-18 21:51

>>32
You should turn black like me an snax. the giirrls dig our cox.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-20 20:35

BUMP

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-21 14:20

Interestingly, Wapanese are generally though of as “failures” and rejects within their own culture. Social scientists such as myself speculate that it was their failure to gain acceptance within their own culture than has lead many a white geek to seek out Japan’s culture as a surrogate; however, they’d be shattered to know that the insular and somewhat racist Japanese society would be even less accepting of them than the people of their true and native culture.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-21 21:53

>>32
If anything by being white you're put at the greatest disadvantage of all the races other than asian while living in Japan. Most people despise you and you don't have the big dick stereotype.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-23 18:47

DAILY BUMP

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-23 18:49 (sage)

>>38
nerd.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-23 18:51

>>39
Loser virgin Wap

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-23 20:16 (sage)

>>40
Nerd.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-23 20:17 (sage)

>>40
Virgin, Nerd.

The fact that he is a loser goes without saying.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-30 5:40

Interestingly, Wapanese are generally though of as “failures” and rejects within their own culture. Social scientists such as myself speculate that it was their failure to gain acceptance within their own culture than has lead many a white geek to seek out Japan’s culture as a surrogate; however, they’d be shattered to know that the insular and somewhat racist Japanese society would be even less accepting of them than the people of their true and native culture.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-30 6:42

>>43
This truth hurts the waps

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-30 7:13

Former Filipino sex slaves, known as “comfort women” during the Japanese occupation of the Philippines in World War II, protest in front of the Japanese Embassy in Manila.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-30 8:39

The most important subjects during primary school are Japanese and math. Just because you can speak English doesn't mean you'll be an 'international' person.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-30 9:15

wtf do you call a fucking asian that is like a wapanese?

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-30 17:16

same thing. skin color doesn't save you

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-30 18:08

ic.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-31 0:41

50GET!!!

Name: VIPPER 2006-08-07 8:51

1. Has an unhealthy obsession with shallow, saccharine and intellectually insulting animation shows (also refered to as anime by the nerd elite) originally tailored for young Japanese children

2. Operates under the erroneous belief that every aspect of American culture is vastly inferior to that of Japan’s – even though 99.9% of Wapanese have never had firsthand experience of any sort with their preferred culture (in other words, they’ve never set so much as one foot upon the island(s) of Japan)

Name: VIPPER 2006-08-07 8:52

3. Is a Virgin

4. May be afflicted with a terminal case of yellow fever; however, they constantly fail in their quest for Japanese pootytang

5. Extreme cases may traipse around whilst wearing a “costume” that makes them resemble their favorite anime characters (this practice is reffered to as cosplay; cross-dressing and raging homosexuality is not an uncommon component of cosplay.

Name: VIPPER 2009-03-18 2:51

Don't call me gay, but I need some mary jay!

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

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