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Fritz likes cartoons

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-04 15:39

1. Fritz likes cartoons.
2. One day, Fritz saw a strange cartoon on TV, featuring a style of big eyes and pointy noses. He didn't like it.
3. But soon, the style grew on him.
4. Fritz then opened AOL explorer and searched for cartoon.
5. He found out that the cartoon with the strange style was called anime.
6. Fritz wanted to know more about anime so he joined a anime forum.
7. One day, Fritz read about 4chan, a site about anime.
8. Curious about it, Fritz visited 4chan.
9. Fritz was disgusted.
10. But soon, 4chan grew on him.
11. Then he discovered anime porn. Which is called hentae.
12. Fritz liked hentae very much.
13. One day, Fritz read about not4chan on 4chan
14. Fritz searched for not4chan on Google, a search engine.
15. He found not4chan. He was disgusted by it.
16. But soon not4chan grew on him.
17. One day, while browsing not4chan, he saw porno of real people, of real children! Everytime, the pictures would disappear quickly though.
18. Fritz was disgusted by child porno.
19. But soon it grew on him. Because it was forbidden. And everyone on not4chan and 4chan made a big fuss about it.
20. One day, Fritz read about Emule on 4chan. And that it had a lot of child porno.
21. Fritz downloded Emule.
22. He was really confused with the program.
23. But it grew on him.
24. Fritz began to download child porno. Days went by.
25. One day, his doorbell rang.
26. Fritz was fucked. IN THE ASSHOLE.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-04 15:53 (sage)

CP is boring. What's next?

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-04 18:11 (sage)

>>2
Stick it in her pooper.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-04 18:22

??????
PROFIT!

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-05 2:00

And that is why every country in the world should make anime illegal. It is nothing but a gateway drug to CP.

Name: VIPPER 2006-03-05 2:02

>>2

FURRY!

Name: VIPPER 2006-08-19 8:20

>>2

DON'T LET IT HAPPEN TO YOU

Name: VIPPER 2006-08-19 8:40

Protip: 4chan was originally a fursuit meeting board

Name: VIPPER 2006-08-19 11:55

German bitch got what he deserved

Name: VIPPER 2009-03-18 2:19

The word pirahna, is all I can think of that rhymes with marijuana

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

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