Brain farts
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VIPPER
2006-03-02 4:25
I just tried to cut my steak with my mouse.
Name:
VIPPER
2006-03-02 4:34
My microwave sits on top of my fridge. The other day I put my pizza in the freezer and set the microwave up to cook the pizza. Idiot.
Went to work 12 hours early once.
Name:
VIPPER
2006-03-02 4:42
once I looked for aaagesss (like 10-15 minutes) all over the house, every room for my keys, everywhere, they were in my hand the whole time
Name:
VIPPER
2006-03-02 4:51
Woke up at 3am thinking it was more like 7am had breakfast started getting ready to go to work then it hit me. Work wasn't for another 5 hours
Name:
VIPPER
2006-03-02 4:55
Someone once asked me what it said on the bottom of my cup. So for some stupid reason I checked.
Fanta EVERYWHERE.
Name:
VIPPER
2006-03-02 5:02
This one time, i'm dreaming while driving a car to ottawa, when suddenly i woke up and realize that I AM SPARTACUS!!!! OMG
Name:
VIPPER
2006-03-02 23:31
I once grabbed a glass from the cupboard, poured myself a drink, put the full glass away, and wonder : "where the hell did my drink go ?".
Name:
VIPPER
2007-04-19 5:21
Can it be...GHOST AGERU?!
Name:
VIPPER
2007-04-19 5:26
Name:
VIPPER
2007-04-19 7:39
*fart*
Name:
VIPPER
2009-07-14 12:01
Name:
VIPPER
2009-07-14 12:17
I once expelled flatus in my frontal lobes.
Name:
VIPPER
2009-07-15 5:50
>>13
Did it feel good, man?
Name:
VIPPER
2009-07-17 1:21
>>1
I just attempted to grab some cashews out of my full glass of milk.
Name:
VIPPER
2009-07-17 4:14
So did it work?