I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision. Thanks in advance guys. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings , I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why I was checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night something odd happened. She had come over to play WoW and had forgottent to sign off of AIM after she left. It was whilst I was going through her buddy list that I noticed my mage had just been two-shotted by a rogue. Should I stick with my mage or should I play a class with more survivability?
Only homosexual sluts take it from behind twice in a row.
Never-mind if she's cheating on you, why are you cheating on her with a unpatriotic red-rogue? Are you some sort of terrorist?
She's obviously too good for you. Santa-nic Orcs like yourself need to get advice from a sexy elf. Mortals like ourselves can't help you with a relationship that is that magical.
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VIPPER2013-05-02 15:11
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No, keep the slut and play Sega WOW's "House of the dead".
I REALLY like to believe this thing was a novelty because the only person I could envision taking this thing would be the old lady who lives in a shoe. Anyway, during one particularly spirited event uptown, some poor young bastard was harassing a older lady to the point where she had ducked into the porn shop to avoid the guy(because nothing says "I don't want to screw!" like slipping into a porn shop). Of course, this idiot didn't take the clue and followed her in. Having had enough, she grabbed the only object around that resembled a weapon, yup, the gigantic black dildo, and proceeded to beat the ever-loving s**t out of the guy with the monster! To this day, I like to think the a*****e was too stupid(or dick-punched drunk) to lie about what actually happened to him. But, then again, what would be a good lie? "Hey, man! What the hell happened to you?" I, uhh, I, uhhhh, got in a fistfight with a whole bunch of really big dudes!