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AMERICA

Name: VIPPER 2006-02-28 18:57

FUCK YAH!

Name: VIPPER 2013-04-29 15:26

never

Name: VIPPER 2013-04-29 18:52

Who's YAH?

Name: VIPPER 2013-04-30 10:47

The film's songs include:

    "America, Fuck Yeah" Played throughout various parts of the movie, along with the "America, Fuck Yeah Bummer Remix"
    "Freedom Isn't Free": Played when Gary decides to take a "detour" with Baxter, the limo driver. The song concludes with the declaration that freedom in fact costs $1.05 ("a buck oh five"). It is a parody of nationalistic country songs like "Courtesy of the Red, White, & Blue (The Angry American)" by Toby Keith, "Have You Forgotten?" by Darryl Worley and "Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)" and "911" by Alan Jackson.
    "Derka Derk (Terrorist Theme)", an instrumental parody of "Cantina Band" from Star Wars.
    "Only a Woman": Played during the love scene between Gary and Lisa. A parody of Diane Warren-penned powerballads from Jerry Bruckheimer-produced action movies ("I Don't Want To Miss A Thing" from Armageddon, "How Do I Live" from Con Air, "There You'll Be" from Pearl Harbor.)
    "I'm So Ronery": Sung by Kim Jong-Il when he feels everyone else is incompetent.
    "Montage": Sung when Gary is training with Spotswoode. The song is a stylistic parody of "Push It to the Limit" by Paul Engemann, "Hearts on Fire" by John Cafferty (Rocky IV soundtrack) — the song even features the line 'even Rocky had a montage' — and "Holding Out for a Hero" by Bonnie Tyler, songs famed for appearances in '80s films. A slightly different version of the song was featured in the 6th season South Park episode "Asspen."
    "North Korean Medley": Gibberish song used to distract the group of people in Kim Jong-Il's large mansion before Alec Baldwin's speech. A parody of North Korean pop music by artists such as the Pochonbo Electronic Ensemble and Mansudae Art Troupe, which generally extols the virtues of Kim Jong-Il and his father Kim Il-sung; Kim Jong-Il's name is repeated over and over.
    "The End of an Act": Played after Gary quits Team America and gets drunk. A ballad which poses the question,"Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?" It's a love song featuring the refrain "Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you". This song's lyrics and musical style are parodies of love ballads commonly written for action films that the film satirizes, such as "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing" by Aerosmith which appeared on the Armageddon soundtrack and "Take My Breath Away" by Berlin which appeared on the Top Gun soundtrack.
    "Everyone Has AIDS", sung by Gary in the Broadway musical Lease (a parody of Rent).
    The song played while the team is debriefing and partying is Steppenwolf's "Magic Carpet Ride"
    The song playing when the team walks through Kim Jong-Il's palace is Tomoyasu Hotei's "Battle Without Honor or Humanity", which was also featured in Kill Bill.
    There is also a bonus song sung by Kim Jong-Il named "You Are Worthress Arec Barwin" during the end credits of the film. The song provides some explanation of the film's ending sequence and Kim's motivation for blowing up the entire world/killing all of humanity.

Name: VIPPER 2013-05-17 17:17

I was totally nervous because I was scared to death of her dad. I went to meet her at her home for a date and who else shows up at the door but Chris Hanson himself!

He asks me some bullshit questions and has the arrogance to insist that I'm the scumbag even though he was the one who trolled a elderly man to the point of suicide!
Chris:    "She's 17 years old, you sick fuck!"
Me:    "Duh, I'm 17 years old. Heterosexuality isn't illegal."
Chris: "Well then, you're both under arrest!"

I had the cash to hire a lawyer and I totally won the case.
This is what they said to each other:

"She was the one propositioning minors on the web, Sir. and Chris Hanson was paying her like a pimp does to arrange for this older woman to prey on these young boys on camera, posing as a 17 year old". The entire court erupted into a roar. The gavel was slammed repeatedly in hopes of calming everyone down; but it didn't stop Chris from pissing himself in his seat. Lube and spaghetti spilled out of his ass on the way out of the courtroom but the guards tackled him to the ground and tased him repeatedly. The tears made each zap more and more painful.

Suddenly this had became a reverse sting and Chris admitted to his guilt and the camera footage proved it. Because this was NBC, they paid fines and no one saw jail time; but I am now rolling in millions of dollars from the mis-trial and I couldn't be happier. That's why you don't see any new episodes of "To catch a predator" on the TV show "Dateline" anymore.

Name: VIPPER 2013-06-04 14:42

You aren't funny America. Please try harder.

Name: VIPPER 2013-06-04 22:39

http://www.cdc.gov/cancer/skin/statistics/race.htm

The skin cancer risk isn't the same. White people are way more likely to get skin cancer than people of other races.
Yes, even Jewish gingers are at risk.

Don't change these.
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