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My little sister is 14 years old, and I have not seen her for over 7 years. I got kicked out of the house when I was 16 (for you math wizards out there that makes me 23) because my mother is a twat. Well just recently my little sister found me over the internet and has been chatting with me on AIM. Alarmingly she has slowly started to hit on me after 3 months of useless general chatting. I showed my wife the logs because it was of some concern. My wife too agreed that she was flirting with me and that I should becareful of what I now said around her. Now here is the main problem /b/ she just hopped on AIM this morning and flat out told me she masterbated whilst thinking about me. I quickly closed the chat and logged off AIM and now she is texting my phone asking where I went and that she wanted to talk. Some of you may not see this as a problem and will throw the usual "stick it in her pooper" "bix nood" maybe a few "copypasta" or a smathering of "surprise buttsecks" but this is a real problem for me. I don't need a little sister in this world getting fucked in the head because she has some sort of crush on her older brother. Please /b/ I am in need of your infinite wisdom and efforts!
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　　　　　／￣￣￣￣＼ 　　　　As best I could tell, >>1 is a cool guy.
　　　（　　人＿＿＿＿） 　　　Once you met him,
　　　 |ミ/　　ー◎-◎-）　　　 you would've never found >>1 nerdy.
　　　（６　　　　　(_　_)　）　　　>>1 is hanging out with major guys
　　＿｜　∴　ノ　　３　ﾉ　　　 and he is major as well. He has long hair
　（＿_/＼＿＿＿＿_ノ 　　　　and partially bleached out at his forelock.
　/　（ 　　||　BUFFY || 　　　　His outfit is "origiral"
[]＿_｜　｜　 RULES　ヽ　　　and therefore different than everyone's!
｜[]　|＿_|＿＿＿＿＿＿） 　 Well, he's not a kind guy
　＼_（＿_）三三三[□]三）　 　merely keeping up with trends in fashion.
　　／（＿）＼:::::::::::::::::::::::| 　　 When walking around wearing sunglasses,
　｜　 EB 　｜::::::::/:::::::/ 　　　people often call >>1 "badass!"　

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(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　おっぱい！おっぱい！
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