/b/ ARRIVES

WE ARE HERE TO DEFEND /vip/

AND THEN STAY 4EVER!

AMERICA IS KING

Two main sexual fantasies from years ago when I was more repressed [the first one is "in anime", if that makes sense]:

1. Two guys kidnap a blond, short-haired, really voluptuous ~20-yr-old and take her back to a filthy abandoned warehouse to rape her repeatedly. Also they have a naked, beat up loli slave who wears a metal and chain collar, in addition to having a largish pipe shoved into her pussy at all times. Varies from this point on.

2. I am restrained in a small dungeon-ish room. I can't really explain the contraption I'm restrained by, but suffice it to say that my legs are spread apart, I have a catheter and an enema tube in my urethra and ass respectively, and they both lead to a bowl directly in front of my face, which I will most likely eat/drink out of at some point due to extreme hunger and thirst. Also, I am fucked, pissed and cum on repeatedly, in large amounts.

notes: (a) Don't copypasta this. (b) I am a girl. Whatevs if you don't believe me. (c) Since I became sexually active (whatever small amounts of ass I *can* get), I haven't had any fantasy remotely like this. My fantasies are really tame now, maybe with some hair-pulling or mild restraint/choking at the most extreme.

WAY TO GO!!!!!!!!

We do not take kindly to your kind here.

My little sister is 14 years old, and I have not seen her for over 7 years. I got kicked out of the house when I was 16 (for you math wizards out there that makes me 23) because my mother is a twat. Well just recently my little sister found me over the internet and has been chatting with me on AIM. Alarmingly she has slowly started to hit on me after 3 months of useless general chatting. I showed my wife the logs because it was of some concern. My wife too agreed that she was flirting with me and that I should becareful of what I now said around her. Now here is the main problem /b/ she just hopped on AIM this morning and flat out told me she masterbated whilst thinking about me. I quickly closed the chat and logged off AIM and now she is texting my phone asking where I went and that she wanted to talk. Some of you may not see this as a problem and will throw the usual "stick it in her pooper" "bix nood" maybe a few "copypasta" or a smathering of "surprise buttsecks" but this is a real problem for me. I don't need a little sister in this world getting fucked in the head because she has some sort of crush on her older brother. Please /b/ I am in need of your infinite wisdom and efforts!
PS. Pic unrelated... Maybe?

Two main sexual fantasies from years ago when I was more repressed [the first one is "in anime", if that makes sense]:

1. Two guys kidnap a blond, short-haired, really voluptuous ~20-yr-old and take her back to a filthy abandoned warehouse to rape her repeatedly. Also they have a naked, beat up loli slave who wears a metal and chain collar, in addition to having a largish pipe shoved into her pussy at all times. Varies from this point on.

2. I am restrained in a small dungeon-ish room. I can't really explain the contraption I'm restrained by, but suffice it to say that my legs are spread apart, I have a catheter and an enema tube in my urethra and ass respectively, and they both lead to a bowl directly in front of my face, which I will most likely eat/drink out of at some point due to extreme hunger and thirst. Also, I am fucked, pissed and cum on repeatedly, in large amounts.

notes: (a) Don't copypasta this. (b) I am a girl. Whatevs if you don't believe me. (c) Since I became sexually active (whatever small amounts of ass I *can* get), I haven't had any fantasy remotely like this. My fantasies are really tame now, maybe with some hair-pulling or mild restraint/choking at the most extreme.

ファッキュウ外人

HAY GUYS

So instead of nonsense being posted in moonspeak it will be posted in English now? I guess that's a step up.

QUICK GET JESUS

COPY PASTA

Listen up you disgusting pigs,

I recently logged onto my 16 year old son's computer because I'm having trouble with my office machine. Right on his desktop he has a folder marked 4chan. I figured that it must be where he keeps his animay movies, but I opened it up and was HORRIFIED by what I saw. It was laden with child pornography, dismembered limbs, and all around deviant, sickening images. You people let my son onto your website without ANY age verification, he was looking at things that I never imagined could exist.

I will be filing legal papers soon unless you take down this offensive site or change your policies so that minors may not access it. In addition, I will be petitioning your webmaster to pay for my son's psychiatrist fees, which are going to be substantial considering what I've seen.

Sincereley,
Arthur D. Sellers

/vip/ is the new /b/ 4 EVR!

My little sister is 14 years old, and I have not seen her for over 7 years. I got kicked out of the house when I was 16 (for you math wizards out there that makes me 23) because my mother is a twat. Well just recently my little sister found me over the internet and has been chatting with me on AIM. Alarmingly she has slowly started to hit on me after 3 months of useless general chatting. I showed my wife the logs because it was of some concern. My wife too agreed that she was flirting with me and that I should becareful of what I now said around her. Now here is the main problem /b/ she just hopped on AIM this morning and flat out told me she masterbated whilst thinking about me. I quickly closed the chat and logged off AIM and now she is texting my phone asking where I went and that she wanted to talk. Some of you may not see this as a problem and will throw the usual "stick it in her pooper" "bix nood" maybe a few "copypasta" or a smathering of "surprise buttsecks" but this is a real problem for me. I don't need a little sister in this world getting fucked in the head because she has some sort of crush on her older brother. Please /b/ I am in need of your infinite wisdom and efforts!
PS. Pic unrelated... Maybe?

what

ZOMG

HELO THAR
what's going on here?

Listen up you disgusting pigs,

I recently logged onto my 16 year old son's computer because I'm having trouble with my office machine. Right on his desktop he has a folder marked 4chan. I figured that it must be where he keeps his animay movies, but I opened it up and was HORRIFIED by what I saw. It was laden with child pornography, dismembered limbs, and all around deviant, sickening images. You people let my son onto your website without ANY age verification, he was looking at things that I never imagined could exist.

I will be filing legal papers soon unless you take down this offensive site or change your policies so that minors may not access it. In addition, I will be petitioning your webmaster to pay for my son's psychiatrist fees, which are going to be substantial considering what I've seen.

Sincereley,
Arthur D. Sellers

AGE
JAPS GO BACK TO YOUR OWN GODDAMN BOARDS

The Elite Warriors of the Internet, has landed.

lol wut?

Listen up you disgusting pigs,

I recently logged onto my 16 year old son's computer because I'm having trouble with my office machine. Right on his desktop he has a folder marked 4chan. I figured that it must be where he keeps his animay movies, but I opened it up and was HORRIFIED by what I saw. It was laden with child pornography, dismembered limbs, and all around deviant, sickening images. You people let my son onto your website without ANY age verification, he was looking at things that I never imagined could exist.

I will be filing legal papers soon unless you take down this offensive site or change your policies so that minors may not access it. In addition, I will be petitioning your webmaster to pay for my son's psychiatrist fees, which are going to be substantial considering what I've seen.

Sincereley,
LEOPOLD BLOOM