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I had sex for 12 hours solid

Name: VIPPER 2006-02-27 19:15

So, the other night, I get cut from work early. There's too many transporters, and we decide I can take off. Haven't had a weekend night off in forever, so I gather up this chick I know that works there and is also about to be done and we head out to the (one) local gay bar. I haven't been in forever, and so going is in part like eating candy corn every year (I vaguely recall it sucks, but don't remember how bad unless I try it) and in part looking to get laid. We head straight from the hospital to the club, not bothering to change or anything. So I'm in my slacks and blue transporter polo shirt, she's in blue scrubs. We grab drinks and home base and just chill for a bit. I start seeing people I know and get up to talk to them.

Aside from seeing this suprised-as-hell closet case from work ("He's straight," his tongue-mate feebly offered. Like hell he is. I know this guy. There's backstory here.), I run into this girl I'd met a few times before and actually remember. She's one of an infinite number of straight chicks who upon finding out I'm gay, INSIST I must meet their totally-cute gay friend. It never actually happens. Either he never materializes or he's not cute. But there he is, right with her, and he is pretty cute, and he's into me. So we chat and drink and flirt until the bar closes. We take off to his place and get down to business. After an hour or so we're looking for a towel and just talking about stuff. We get into a pretty good discussion about politics and all kinds of stuff. We just have a good rapport. He starts rubbing my shoulders and we keep talking. I take off my clothes (we'd gotten dressed again) and he keeps rubbing me down, which is awesome. Soon, we're back at it. And we don't really stop for the next 12 hours.

We start out slow, just kind of lying there and idly feeling each other up, and it slowly gets more intense, and more, until we're just sweaty and grinding and oblivious to anything else, then we back off and rest for a bit, and talk or smoke or get water, and then lay there and repeat the cycle. All goddman day. It was the most intense thing ever. We were in all kinds of positions and ... just fucking DAMN.

Here it is, 2 days later, and my muscles are still sore. I've got bruises and burns from I don't even know what. My dick is still tender. And I can't wait to do it again.

If you're never just spent all day in bed having sex, I HIGHLY suggest it.

Name: VIPPER 2006-02-27 19:16

I stopped when you mentioned you went to a gay bar.

Fucking queer.

Name: VIPPER 2006-02-27 19:24

BUTTSEKZ??

I actually read all of that. The only thing close I can imagine is the feeling I get when taking a really big dump, and having that last 12 hours. I don't think I'd want that. Seriously, how is that even fucking possible? All I can think of is blood and feces. unhhh

Name: VIPPER 2006-02-27 19:25

Rot in hell faggot, now your ass looks like a highway

Name: VIPPER 2006-02-27 19:45

fake, copy paste, would never happen to 4channer

Name: VIPPER 2006-02-27 19:50

Sore? You must be out of shape.
I've had 24 hour sex with 2 women with weights strapped to my arms and legs.

I ran 10 miles when it was over.

Name: VIPPER 2006-02-27 19:57

>>6
Yeah but you're GEORGE_ZIMMER

Name: VIPPER 2006-02-27 20:07

I don't think my butthole has ever clenched so hard

Name: VIPPER 2006-02-27 21:40

>>7
He didn't guarantee it though.

Name: VIPPER 2006-02-28 21:27

I'm really glad sodomy is illegal in most states here in the USA. People here don't really tell these kinds of stories.

Only on the internet.

Name: VIPPER 2006-02-28 21:45

It's too long and doesn't think that it reads by me.
Please bring it together in three lines.

Name: VIPPER 2006-02-28 22:25

>>10
Sodomy is legal in every state, non-faggot. Supreme court said so.

Name: VIPPER 2006-02-28 22:41

>>12
I texas sodomy is illegal.

Name: VIPPER 2006-02-28 22:42

>>13
*In

Name: VIPPER 2006-02-28 22:43 (sage)

tl;dr

Name: VIPPER 2006-02-28 22:50

>>15
NO SAGE

Name: VIPPER 2008-09-04 8:04

>>1
Wow, just wow...

Name: VIPPER 2008-09-04 14:24

>>1
WITH A 12 YEAR OLD LOLI
FUCKING WIN

Name: VIPPER 2008-09-05 1:35

>>1
I love that story. It gives me the courage to face another day every time I read it.

Name: VIPPER 2008-09-05 3:18

Man's asshole is only a poor replacement of pussy. You had third rate sex for twelve hours, that means you only had four hours worth normal sex tsk, tsk....

Name: VIPPER 2008-09-07 9:06

tl;dr
OP IS A HUGE FAGGOT

Name: VIPPER 2008-09-07 14:51

wheres mommy cool?

Name: VIPPER 2008-09-07 16:38

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Name: VIPPER 2008-09-10 19:24

>>23
daddy?

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