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My trip to the porn shop!

Name: VIPPER 2006-02-18 6:21

So today I woke up late and decided I needed a break from classes. I drove up
To college and everything but was like fuck it. I went out for a nice breakfast and decided after a long night of webcam fun with an Australian friend I was going to surprise her and buy a cock ring. So I left college and went for a long ride
To the closest porn shop. After a good 20 minute ride I finally got there. I drove by it and kept going.

So I turned around and went back and pulled into the parking lot. I was extremely nervous. I got out and covered my face
so people driving by couldn’t see me. As I walked in, a woman who had to be at least 40 greeted me. I felt so out of place.

She asked if she could help me find anything and I explained to her I wanted a cock ring. After walking through an isle of vagina attackers,
she brought me to the cock rings. I was scared by some of these toys, they had some freaky shit. There was like a 14 inch dildo as thick as my wrist.
So anyway, she asked what size I needed and me, being a giant n00b had no idea. So I explained that this was my first time

Ever thinking about getting it and was blushing like crazy. So she asked me for sizes, I felt even dumber when I told her I have never measured it.
She then smiled and said, well we have 1 option then, she took me to a private booth and basically instructed me to get hard and call for her when I was ready.
So, I did as she said, expecting her to just hand me a measuring tape or something. I was wrong; she came in the booth and pretty much looked at it and knew what size I needed.
I was really impressed she was that good. So all in all, I got my cock ring and a 40 year old woman checked out my package. Thought maybe you guys might like to hear about it.



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Name: VIPPER 2009-05-30 1:08

Who the fuck buys porn from a shop, or any kind of paraphanalia when you can order it online?

Name: VIPPER 2009-06-02 6:40

WHat kinda 40 year old woman works at a porn shop?

Name: VIPPER 2009-06-02 10:17

A cock ring?  They sell those in a lot of rest stop bathrooms.

Name: VIPPER 2009-06-02 10:46

The womens toilet at a pub near my parents house has a vending machine that sells dildos.

Name: VIPPER 2009-06-02 11:59

Actually wait, it's the mens toilets

Name: VIPPER 2009-06-03 0:55

go fack ya salf

Name: VIPPER 2009-06-04 3:52

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