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So I herd you like Azumanga Daioh?

Name: VIPPER 2006-02-15 3:34

No shame. No regrets.

Go ahead and watch Ichigo Mashimaro afterwards, it's not CP (in and of itself, at least...) but it's definitley an emasculating experience.

Probably the times I've felt best about watching Azumanga Daioh is when I've told the jokes that Osaka tells, and nobody gets it then either. Heh heh.

I'm in love with Sakaki, and no amount of real woman will ever fix that, I think. Not so much in love with her body (the feeling lingers post-fap) but rather in who she is. She's an introvert, just like me. She loves animals and cute things, just like me. People think I'm cool (not being prideful here, but I'm the "go-to" guy when people wanna do something fun) but honestly I'd rather them just accept me for who I am.

I also cried when A.D. ended, but look forward to the spin-off potential (although from what I'm told, that never happens in anime).

Go watch Fruits Basket. It'll make you feel good about yourself.

BTW, the only way you'll ever truly "absorb" Azumanga Daioh is to get the mangas, and watch the DVDs, once in subtitles and once with dubbing. Through constant research in this manner, I hope to someday be able to "create" Sakaki in my own head, the idea being that if the illusion feels just the same as the real thing, it's ok for me to fall in love with her. Then, I'll never be lonely again, because my mind-wife will always be with me.

Name: VIPPER 2006-02-15 3:42

Fuck you nigger. I know I probably can't get a real girl (worth living with) in this life. I've got the balls to admit that I'm kinda ugly and have a jackass personality.

Who are you to judge? If I fall in love with an thought instead of a person, how does that affect you? It's so easy to love Sakaki (from Azumanga Daioh) because like all the other characters, she's ideal. If it were IRL, she'd probably be ass-ugly, have a screechy voice, and fart constantly, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER REAL GIRL I'VE EVER MET.

But no, what I'm doing is something that will put psychologists to shame, doing in a single lifetime what hundreds of years have failed to do. I'm going to create Sakaki as a real person in my mind, I'm going to love her, and we (YES "WE") are going to be happy.

Think of it like running two programs on one computer. What's stopping us?

Name: VIPPER 2006-02-15 3:52

You guys are complete assholes. Mock all you want, this is still a good idea, and everyone's spazzing out because of their own insecurities. You all just wish you had the brainpower to concieve an idea like this, much less pull it off.

Go ahead, keep jerking to your fantasies. I've got something productive to do, and something that will pay off a lot more in the long run.

Name: VIPPER 2006-02-15 4:55

I'm in love with Chiyo, and no amount of real woman will ever fix that, I think.

Name: VIPPER 2006-02-16 12:43

link to thread you cut/pasted this from please.

Name: VIPPER 2006-02-18 5:00

Kaorin needed some satisfaction, is my only problem with AD. I watched it with others, so it was alright.

Name: VIPPER 2006-02-18 5:40

Kimurin>Tomo>Yukari>Osaka>???

Name: VIPPER 2006-02-18 5:41 (sage)

fucking waps

Name: VIPPER 2011-02-01 0:18

you see this is where the genre (anime) goes horribly wrong, I know that there is no one out there for me.  I will, however never become like 1-3 because with that comes mental insanity.  Life isn't always about women fellas.

Name: VIPPER 2011-02-01 5:04

George DUBya Bush!

Name: VIPPER 2011-02-02 20:49

NOOOOOOOOO they be stealin my bucket

Name: VIPPER 2011-02-02 21:04

Name: VIPPER 2011-02-03 4:11

>>13
Wow what an offer!

Name: VIPPER 2011-02-03 11:07

>>13
I WANT TO GET SOME REAL SEX

Name: VIPPER 2011-02-03 12:00

>>15
Real sex is a liberal myth

Name: VIPPER 2011-02-04 1:41

I want to get some integer sex!

Name: VIPPER 2011-02-06 2:34

Shit, I forgot the Ichigo Mashimaro anime was that old.

Name: VIPPER 2011-02-07 17:04

>>17
will that have enough precision?

Name: VIPPER 2011-02-08 10:40

mai waifu

Name: VIPPER 2011-02-08 17:41

>>19
Consider this: A pack of wild Niggers.
Savage, slavering Niggers nearing your white home. Trampling your white lawn. Raping your white daughter.
And you can't do shit since they're savages. The Nigger leader grabs your wife and fucks her with his shaman stick.
The primal Niggers finally dominate your household. They watch barbaric shows on TV and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of White Man.

Name: VIPPER 2011-02-08 17:47

mail dubsu

Name: VIPPER 2011-02-12 13:58


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