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Thread topic = dirty schlongs

DISCUSS.

I don't think this thread delivers AT ALL.  Worst thread EVAR!

>>3

It's because you're not trying hard enough.

i like this thread and everyone posting in it. except for the OP.

This thread is a very important topic, and I used to be absolutely disgusted by dickgirls. For years I would deliberately skip saving pages from doujinshi I found if it had one in it. More recently though, I've accepted that there is futanari art that turns me on. I don't feel compelled to seek out pictures of real-life shemales; it's just one of those things, like piss-drinking and genital piercings, that anime makes arousing even though you'd never go for it in real life. I think it's a combination of three things:

1) Attaching a PENIS to a girl causes her to become sexually aggressive. She can't stop touching herself or trying to have sex with every girl, boy or other dickgirl she sees. An erection means "I'm horny, I want to have sex." When you see a girl gazing at you with a hard on, you know she wants you. Normal girls, it isn't always that obvious (a wet pussy is hard to see through clothes for example).

2) Seeing a dickgirl ejaculate is like how you wince when you see someone else get kicked in the nuts; it's a sympathetic reaction, like psychosomatic or something. Beautiful girls and ejaculating are high on most guys' lists of favorite things; dickgirls put them together in a simple package.

3) A dickgirl's dick is just another toy for you to play with. I'd treat it like an extra breast or a really big clit, something that will make her feel good when you touch her, and a hell of a lot more user friendly than a teeny tiny little knob at the top of her crotch.

4) After four years of nothing but 'normal' hentai (and some real life sex), I'm jaded by hentai. I need something a little kinkier to get me interested, and this fits the bill nicely without getting too fucked up like scat or mutilation or sensory deprivation.

>A dickgirl's dick is just another toy for you to play with.
Now this is where i stopped reading

>>7
I'd treat it like an extra breast or a really big clit, something that will make her feel good when you touch her, and a hell of a lot more user friendly than a teeny tiny little knob at the top of her crotch.

I like shemales. They have cute dicks.

>>9
and no teeny tiny knobs at the top of thier crotches

i like where this thread is going

I am now genuinely and greatly disturbed.

>>8

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>>1

This is an fuck you thread.

This is now a blog thread, go.

Hey thread, I've been having a pretty regular day today. I had to get up early to go to class and that's never fun. In the class I spoke on the first day and I was pretty confident. I feel like that might have been a mistake because now the teacher always looks towards me when shes asking the class a question. Today when she asked a question nobody knew the answer and I didn't know what to say so we sat there in silence for about three minutes while the teacher was just staring at me. I feel like that's okay though because most of the other people in the class were zoning out, so it was just like a little moment between me and the teacher.

I think this thread is a special breed of terrible.
Both incredibly over-reaching, and unbelievably under-performing.
I would rate it, but no numbers in human mathematics can possibly contain my opinion.

Yesterday I was going through a really tough time and this thread was here for me.

I think this thread is a special breed of wonderful.
Both incredibly far-reaching, and unbelievable well-performing.
I would rate it, but no numbers in human mathematics can possibly contain my opinion.

its aight

Hey thread, it's me again. Today was my mothers birthday so I went out to my with her and the rest of my family. At first it was great. One of the waitresses was pretty cute, plus she was pretty into me. She came over to bus our table even though she wasn't supposed to bus for us. She bused only my plates and left the rest. Also I overheard her talking to the other waitresses. She said something like "See how cute that guy at that table is? Do you think hes cute too?" I didn't try to flirt with her or anything, but I appreciate the attention.
Then things got a little weird. It was one of those places where the chefs cook in front of you and I ordered the red snapper. The chef insisted that he had to make his special fish sauce for me. He asked one of the waiters to bring him some wasabi. I don't like spicy things, so I was pretty nervous about that. He spent like 5 minutes carefully mixing together wasabi with like 8 other ingredients so I couldn't not try it without being really rude. It actually turned out to be pretty good.
The meal would have been an over all great experience, but after we were done eating and we put our leftover food in to-go cases my family decided to sit at the table for an extra 30 minutes. The place was full, the staff clearly didn't want us to stay that long, there were people we were making wait. It was terrible. Most of my family were too drunk to realize the wait staff were politely trying to make us leave. Plus I just sat there silently for almost the entire 30 minutes. I tried to get them to leave twice, but they insisted that they needed to finish their drinks. The rest of the time the just talked to each other and not to me. I don't understand why they get upset when I never celebrate anything with them, but completely ignore me when I do go with them. I think I probably wont go next time. I hope that doesn't make me a bad family member.