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そんなことより聞いてくれよ>>1よ。スレとあんま関係ないけどさ。
このあいだ、近所の吉野家行ったんです。吉野家。
そしたらなんか人がいっぱいで入れないんです。
で、よく見たらなんか垂れ幕下がってて、１５０円引き、とか書いてあるんです。
もうね、アホかと。馬鹿かと。
お前らな、１５０円引き如きで普段来てない吉野家に来てんじゃねーよ、ボケが。
１５０円だよ、１５０円。なんか親子連れとかもいるし。一家４人で吉野家か。おめでてーな。
よーしパパ特盛り頼んじゃうぞー、とか言ってるの。もう見てらんない。
お前らな、１５０円やるからその席空けろと。
吉野家ってのはな、もっと殺伐としてるべきなんだよ。
Ｕの字テーブルの向かいに座った奴といつ喧嘩が始まってもおかしくない、
刺すか刺されるか、そんな雰囲気がいいんじゃねーか。女子供は、すっこんでろ。
で、やっと座れたかと思ったら、隣の奴が、大盛つゆだくで、とか言ってるんです。
そこでまたブチ切れですよ。
あのな、つゆだくなんてきょうび流行んねーんだよ。ボケが。
得意げな顔して何が、つゆだくで、だ。
お前は本当につゆだくを食べたいのかと問いたい。問い詰めたい。小１時間問い詰めたい。
お前、つゆだくって言いたいだけちゃうんかと。
吉野家通の俺から言わせてもらえば今、吉野家通の間での最新流行はやっぱり、ねぎだく、これだね。
ねぎだくってのはねぎが多めに入ってる。そん代わり肉が少なめ。これ。
で、それに大盛りギョク（玉子）。これ最強。
しかしこれを頼むと次から店員にマークされるという危険も伴う、諸刃の剣。素人にはお薦め出来ない。
ま、お前は牛鮭定食でも食ってなさいってこった。

Anyways, please listen to me. Not that it's really related to this profile.
I went to Yohinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, should just stick with today's special.

O lord

oh, and wtf's a yoshinoya anyway?

Well, never mind all that, >>1. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to the local Yoshinoya today. Right. Yoshinoya. And the damn place was packed so full of people, I couldn't even find a seat. So I looked around a bit, and I found a sign that said "150 yen off". What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you idiots or something? Any other day you wouldn't even think of going to Yoshinoya, but if it's 150 yen off, you all flock in here? It's just 150 fucking yen! 150 yen! And you're bringing the kids too. Look at that, a family of four going to Yoshinoya. Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the guy's going, "All right! Daddy's going to order the extra-large!" Shit, I can't watch any more of this.

Yoshinoya should be fucking brutal. Two guys sit facing each other across a U-shaped table, and you never quite know if they'll suddenly just start a fight right there. It's stab-or-be-stabbed, and that's what so damn great about the place. Women and kids should stay the fuck away.

Well, I finally found a seat, but then the guy next to me goes, "I'll have an large bowl with extra gravy!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck orders extra gravy these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I was gonna ask you, are you really going to fucking eat all that gravy? I wanted to fucking interrogate you. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "extra gravy".

Now, take it from the Yoshinoya veteran. The latest thing among the Yoshinoya pros is this: Extra green onions. That's the ticket. A large bowl with extra onions, and egg. This is what someone who knows his shit orders. They put in more onions, and less meat. A large bowl with the raw egg, that's really fucking awesome. Now, you should know, if you keep ordering this, there's a risk employees might write you up. This really is a double-edged sword. I really can't recommend this for amateurs.

And you, >>1, well, you should really just stick to today's special.

>>5 a beef bowl restaurant

>>5
fucking brutal

FUCK YOSHINOYA

That was interesting. More, please.

>>9
there is no more.

yoshi sucks

>>11
You have obviously never been to Yoshinoya, it is fucking DELICIOUS.

banpu

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
 I went to the Safari Zone a while ago; you know, Safari Zone?
 Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
 Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 Poké off" written on it.
 Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
 You, don't come to the Safari Zone just because it's 150 Poké off, fool.
 It's only 150 Poké, 1-5-0 POKé for crying out loud.
 There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some rare Pokémon, huh? How fucking nice.
 "Alright, daddy's gonna catch a Girafarig." God I can't bear to watch.
 You people, I'll give you 150 Poké if you get out of those bushes.
The Safari Zone should be a bloody place.
 That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped shrubbery can start a battle at any time,
 the Hyper-Beam-or-be-Hyper-Beamed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
 Women and children should screw off and stay home.
 Anyways, I was about to start catching, and then the bastard beside me goes "Chansey, with Rollout."
 Who in the world uses Rollout nowadays, you moron?
 I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to use a move that takes five turns?"
 I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
 Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "Rollout"?
 Coming from a Safari veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, Farfetch'd.
 That's right, Farfetch'd. This is the vet's way of Pokémon catching.
 Farfetch'd means more green onion than anything. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
 And then, it's awesome. This is unbeatable.
 However, if you catch this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the old toothless man from next time on; it's a Double-Edge attack.
 I can't recommend it to amateurs.
 What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with fighting Youngsters outside of Pallet Town.