do you have a phone?

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I have a PDA!!!!!!

No, I am protected

>>3
so am i

landlines make you gay.

SEricsson S700i

>>5

seconded

Does it count even thou I get no calls at all?

I sometimes use it for fapping pleasures.

>>7

Stop stuffing your cellular up your ass and ringing.

>>8
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the best part of maochan was when they stopped the kitty cat man i cried how can you do that to a kitty cat theyre so curte and fluffy (my parents had a kitty cat but it ran away after i put some windex on it to clean it off (did you know that windex cleans off peoples bodies too) and i don't know why he ran away but he probably is a big blob in the road now) i like cats

i have no friends so i have no need for a phone

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>>11
i needed my phone to use aim, and take voyeur pictures of chicks.

By the way, I'm struck by the cute thought of a boy calling a girl, and upset because she's not answering. In fact, the girl has stuck her cellphone in her cunt.

I don't know how to use a phone

Is that a.......PHONE?

>>13 Why not? All those buttons too complicated and difficult for you?

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