1st Alcoholic Drink

I drank a Smirnoff Ice yesterday. It was the first time I drank liquor of any sort. I am 24. Discuss.

dont care.

you will die a virgin.

I didn't drink freshman year of college, because 1. I still cared about my schoolwork, and 2. Life was somewhat interesting.  We had hooliganisms (petty theft, vandalism) and interesting conversations about film.  However, sophomore year got very dull, so then I drank a beer, and then another, and another....!

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Vodka-Sprite at 16.

rainer beer age 5

hi my name's vipper, i'm 23 years old and i've never been on a date. today i saved a woman from a drunk on the train, and she asked for my address. do you think she'll send me a present?

yes but only if you say "kita" often enough

kita

let's get to 109 posts with only "kita"
kita

Hay guyz, what's going on in this thread?

not much, u?

chillin it huggin it u kno how we do out here

you're a loser. drink more liquor

working on it kikikiki

>>7
LOL TOUCH TOUCH

>>7
track her down and rape her. NOW THATS A DATE!

age

alcohol is for losers

I just had about the most fun I've ever had drinking last night.  I had almost all of a 750 of Beam over the course of about eight hours; I was drunk at 6:00 p.m., and got even moreso as the night progressed.  We rented Pulp Fiction, and as we watched it, I started jumping around, punching the walls and tables, and somersaulting.  The somersaults must have exhausted me; the last thing I actually DO remember was lying on the bathroom floor, and people were poking me.  They were worried I'd got the poisoning.  But as they were poking me, apparently, I very softly and gingerly flipped them the bird, a sign of life.  I've never drunk so much that I forgot a block of time more than an hour, but I really did it this time.  The awesome thing was that I didn't remember throwing up, and where I did throw up, I hit the designated targets pretty well.  Even though I was hung over this morning, I didn't have a headache-it was just leftover drunkenness.  I am all that is man.

It was VIP quality.

kita

kita

14, beer

alcohol is for losers

>>24
Amen. The souls only nourishment can be found in a fountain of love which is Jesus Christ, our Lord and savior.

>>25 AMEN

<Inst>
alcohol is boring, taste of alcoholic beverages is okay though.

Drunk So Far-

Sake
Beer
Gin
Red Wine
White Wine
Vodka
Whisky
Wuliangye(foul petroleum taste, actually enjoyable in the same way you can enjoy the excessive violence in korean movies.)

alcohol still is for losers

...and I'm atheist. If I'm not drinking alcohol, I'm not taking religion, you morons.

Then child, your soul will be eternally damned to the fires of hell.

>>28 as an atheist; you should drink more. As consolation for the fact that after you die you will wake up in hell where you will spend eternity sucking on a flaming PENIS

>>29
>>30

I'll be getting all the pussy while you fags are busy thinking on where will you be when you cease to exist ^_^

>>31
See the light, my child, and you too shall understand the power of Jesus. Remember, Jesus died for all our souls - yourself included. With such desires, we shall all be seeing the four horsemen soon.

>32

Jesus died... for me? Lol what a loser.

>>33
It is never too late to turn to God. Give yourself to him, and he shall forgive your sins.

>>34

It is never too late to turn to God(TM). Give yourself to him, deposit $1000 in this bank account (for the Souls in Purgatory, of course), and he shall forgive your sins.

Contact your local church for heaven real estate. You will want room for a nice garden and a swimming pool once you die, right?

Limited time offer: Pay 2 souls, save 3!

Repent now!

I sense anger and fear in you. Truthfully, turn to God, he will save you. Or you could eat juggling balls to kill yourself.

>>36
I lol'd. Unlike you, who feel forced to act this way because of your imaginary friend, I can't fear that which doesn't exist.

Let's make a deal: you pray for me, and I'll think for both of us ^_^.

<Inst>
Jesus is like drugs. Therefore, Jesus is cool, but should be illegal.

>>37
Thanks for the kind offer, but I'll think for myself.

i am #1. in addition to the above, i have also just moved out of my parents house and into an apartment.

>>40
NEET

I killed twenty people and sodomized a an 80 year old with a broomstick. But I can still go to heaven with the pope and shit like that cuz of repentence right?

>>42 if you Believe In Your Heart and confess with your mouth that Jesus Is Lord then you shall be saved.

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