I'm in love!

I've been working with this cute blonde chick named mary for a couple months now, and today I finally asked her out on a date -- and she said yes! I can't believe it. There's a slight age difference, but nothing that can't be worked out as we love and grow together.

So many people live out their lives alone, pathetic and wretched; I'm glad I'm not one of them! waa haa!!

2got love :heart:

"There's a slight age difference, but nothing that can't be worked out as we love and grow together."

Translation: she's 5.

>>1

"There's a slight age difference, but nothing that can't be worked out as we love and grow together."

Don't get your hopes up. The fact that you're on 4chan means you're already far less marketable in the long run. "Love and grow together" isn't something you should care or think about before you've even gone out.

>>4 You're right. For the moment, I should just focus on enjoying our walks in the park, going to the beach and listening to her hopes and dreams of the future; I did get too greedy there. I don't think my reading 4chan will affect things too much since she's not really aware of the internet, and the last thing I'm going to do is bring it up to her family. The last thing they need is a real reason to object to me more than they already do!

dateGET! (overusedcatchphraseGET)

But seriously, I totally hate you for dateGetting.

>>6 Her family is getting involved, and they're threatening to bring up legal issues so I may not be 'get'ing very much longer! :(

>>6

Aww, now I feel bad for hateGetting.

Well, it ended tonight. When I woke up, there were two police sargents waiting outside of my room. They wanted to take a deposistion. They wanted to know if there was any force, or corercion. They asked all kinds of embarassing questions, about our walks, about where I got the porn in my desk, how often did we meet.

They let me go once I told them what they wanted to hear, but I hope that she's ok and she doesn't loose her teaching job over this!

>>9
WHAT

XD

I live out my life as a lonely wretched person who'll hang some happy loving couples if he sees one more public display of affection

- kittenbot

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eyeball sex is fun for all ages

needed more subtle foreshadowing of the awful (fictional) truth

>>15 true, but you can't exactly write 'of mice and men' in four posts.

i like kamiyama mangetu tyan!