I'm in love!

I've been working with this cute blonde chick named mary for a couple months now, and today I finally asked her out on a date -- and she said yes! I can't believe it. There's a slight age difference, but nothing that can't be worked out as we love and grow together.

So many people live out their lives alone, pathetic and wretched; I'm glad I'm not one of them! waa haa!!

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"There's a slight age difference, but nothing that can't be worked out as we love and grow together."

Don't get your hopes up. The fact that you're on 4chan means you're already far less marketable in the long run. "Love and grow together" isn't something you should care or think about before you've even gone out.