"I'd hit it!"
moot in reference to the man of wax.
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VIPPER2005-05-02 20:05
That is so disgusting. This website is making me hate the Japanese.
Japanese porn is perverted and we should bomb them again.
IT'S A CARTOON! You should be more concerned that you are getting off to a CARTOON than anything else.
Tell me then, why do you want /l? Anime or not, i think it's fucking disgusting and would rather not have it.
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VIPPER2005-05-03 9:35
"zOMG ITS TEH REI!!111one"
-Anonymous
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VIPPER2005-05-06 18:23
This story begins, like many romances, with a chance encounter. I was a young Wood-elf Druid ready to take on anything. My journeys brought me to Highpass Hold, and being the curious elf that I was, I ventured down into the Keep. Being of the 28th circle, I thought I was indestructible; however, I didn’t know that the Keep housed some of the most vicious man-dogs in all of Norrath. Suddenly, I was surrounded by huge dog-beasts screaming for my blood, and I knew I was about to die. But then there he was, gracefully wading through the beasts and blasting them with an AE mesmerize. I have to admit that I think his spell had an affect on me as well. He proceeded to charm one of the dogs and methodically slaughtered the entire mob. After he was done, he dusted me off and pulled me to my feet. Our eyes locked, and I knew that today was the beginning of something special.
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VIPPER2013-10-27 12:28
contributing to a 05 thread
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VIPPER2013-10-27 13:13
When a employee is being an a*****e,
I like to imagine that I paid some actor guy in a suit to come
over and address me with "Is there a problem, Sir?".
"Well yes", I would answer,
"this guy is terrible at his job".
"I'm terribly sorry, sir (turns to the asshole). You're fired.
How could you be an a*****e to the owner of this fine organization?"
The a*****e looks stunned and horrified. "You own this place?" he moans hopelessly.
"Indeed", I assure him, "but you can keep your job,
if you promise to be less of an a*****e
in the future". Then a few minutes later, it's
discovered that the guy is a actor
and we are both banned
from the store for life.
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Cute waitress says "I'm sorry for being a pain in the ass lately".
My awkward response is: "No,you have been a pleasure in my ass"