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How do you tell a fat girl that you'd fuck her if she dropped a few?

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-08 1:14

The details aren't very important. I met this girl a few years ago, and she immediately struck me as one of those girls that was really cute even though she was maybe 10 or 15 pounds heavier than what I'd want in a girl. I'm sure even those of you with no standards understand what I'm saying. There are some fat girls that you look at and you just KNOW if they weren't fat that they'd be beautiful. She was kind of one of those. But not super fat at all. Just maybe 10 or 15...or 20 pounds overweight.

Well time went by, and she moved away, and we grew kinda closer for some reason (weird how that works) and recently we were talking and she mentioned to me that her weight had changed. But in the wrong direction. The interesting thing is we met when I was a few inches taller than her and we were ABOUT the same weight (I was pretty skinny though so it wasn't that bad). Since then I've grown about 8 or 9 inches taller. Annnnnd we're still about the same weight. But she's remained the same height.

The thing about this that bothers me is the fact that I know she likes me, and the fact that its not like shes just innately UGLY. If I could just somehow TRICK her into losing the weight, I'd be in that quick as fuck. I've thought about like (when she comes back out here) doing the old "HEY LETS GO TO THE GYM TOGETHER" thing and trying to make her subconsciously self-conscious (what) about her weight. I also thought to taking her out to the movies and hiring a couple kids to call her a whale on our way out. Not to be cruel or anything, just to encourage her.

But all of these problems have their pros and cons, so I'd be glad to hear any suggestions you guys might have. And no I'm not fucking her fat. Period.

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-08 1:17

D=

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-08 1:21

To The Flame Wagon!
That's VIP quality.

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-08 1:24

WATCH OUT FOR THE BIG GIRL!

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-08 3:11

spike her drink with reduce fat fast, daily.

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-08 5:13

"I'd fuck you if you dropped a few?"

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-08 15:58

Hell I'd fuck her anyway. OMG UG NO LIKE CHUBBY GIRL LOSE WEIGHT RIP HEAD OFF

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-09 3:27

Do her now. It'll be awesome.

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-09 6:09

At least blast her one in the crap shoot.  Let her know, until she proves she can be in shape, her juicebox is not worthy of your genetics.  Nuff said, the MaLus has spoken

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-09 10:22

Lmao, you post this here?

My recommendation: get a fat fetish and be a happy man. Lol!

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-13 16:00

Wait, wait, wait, hold on. >>10 has a point.

What the fuck wisdom did you expect to get from the VIP QUALITY gallery?  Nevermind that I think you're lying about just how much overweight this girl is.

With that said, be honest, fucktwat.  Tell her you are attracted to her (because, if you're not making this shit up, you wouldn't post on the World4ch equivalent of /b/ if you weren't), but you think she could stand to lose a few pounds.  Offer to help, even.

See where that takes you.

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-13 19:58

Legs weigh 20 or so pounds by themselves, she doesn't need them in our super-accessible, cripple-friendly world.

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-14 10:11

>>11

Yeah, >>1 can help her with exercise, the girl on top (I hope she's not THAT fat otherwise it'd be dangerous).

And >>1 , go for her, I'd rather have a good looking chubby girl than a thin bitch. You need to read more Maddox.

http://maddox.xmission.com/lyingbitch.html
http://maddox.xmission.com/girls.html

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-18 10:23

Trick her into wild sex.  And do it a lot.  She'll lose weight from all the excercize.  D:

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-18 13:58

>>13

MADDOX IS A PERSONAL ENEMY OF THE EMPEROR. HIS "WIT" IS NONEXISTANT AND THE EMPEROR HAS DECREED THAT HE SHOULD DIE IN AS PAINFUL A MANER AS POSSIBLE.

>>1

forget this fat bitch, get a taser, break into a hot girls apartment and...

1. stun
2. rape
3. kill
4. dispose of body

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-13 23:18

>>15
Why bother disposing of the body eh?
It's just a little dead, it'll still be good for a while.
Who's with me?

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-14 2:33

First you go "details aren't very important" then you unleash a fucking wall of text on one of the boards with the shortest attention span in all of 4chan. GG, shitcock.

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-14 10:46

>>17
You do realise OP is long gone, this topic was posted in 2005?
And there is nothing wrong with having a lot to read, you uneducated moron.
Seriously though, it has been a quandary of mine in the past with the whole fat thing. I usually just end up fucking them when I'm drunk. One time I banged this girl who was fat (we were friends, I got drunk, meh) and then the next time I saw her was in Bizarre magazine...she'd lost a load of weight.
If I ever see her again, at least I know I can have another crack at her.
Anyway, fat bitches need love too...they just aren't worth tying yourself to for life.

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-19 5:10

JEWS

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Name: VIPPER 2009-05-27 17:21

Bump for the shallow but polite.

Name: VIPPER 2009-05-28 6:52

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