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The Lord of teh loli Story

Name: Loli-Neko 2005-03-07 13:55

ok me and a friend was bored a night on IRC and wew made this story useing alot of stuff from 4chan ;) and why not show it here =)

The Lord of the loli's

Episode 1 "There are many cute loli's in this world"

Lolidox: I lack loli's
Loli-King: O.O I AM LORD LOLI KING BOW BEFORE MY POWER!!!
Lolidox: \(*O*)/ Oh mighty loli king!
Loli-King: *Show his loli ring* Powar!!!!!
Lolidox: Oh no! Its teh loli pownz0r!
Lolidox: There are many cute loli's in this world, Loli-King, and none of them should be used lightly.
Loli-King: Therefore we most conqure em and use em...i mean save the world
Lolidox: I agree
Lolidox: We must................protect the children from the evil molesters! yes yes
Loli-King: We most slay PedoBear
Loli-King: DOWN WITH PEDOBEAR!!!!
Lolidox: Muahaha
Loli-King: Arm you with your best weapon and loli's
Lolidox: >_<
Lolidox: Oh look! Its The Cockmongler!
Lolidox: Why, hello there
Lolidox: *SMACK* And stay down!
Loli-King: YES they will soon be mine!!!! all of em!!!! ahhh the cuteness!
Lolidox: It looks like our enemy, Pedobear, is being controlled by no other than...................................Anonymous!
Loli-King: OH NO!!!! But wait is't that Sage-Man?
Lolidox: Omg no!
Loli-King: Use your ZOMG Power Lolidox
Lolidox: ZOMG!
Lolidox: Sage!
Lolidox: For great justice!
Loli-King: For loli's!!! for ME!!!...i mean US!!!
Lolidox: Z O M GGGGGG!!
Lolidox: I must use my ultimate weapon! The Torrent!
Lolidox: ...Where is it... i cant find it.
Loli-King Uses ZaOeMaGeHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Lolidox: ZOMG TORRENT PLZ!!!!!!!11
*Loli-King Fires torrents after Lolidox
Lolidox: To......many......leechers......
Loli-King: No Seeders
Lolidox: Must .........find............seeders..............to..........fight...........them

TO BE CONTINUED IN NEXT EPISODE "Will Lolidox find his Seeders??!!"

See you in ep2!! "will Lolidox find his seeders? will Loli-King use loli's for his own evil plans?? will there even be an ep2????!!! get all answers in Next Episode"

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-07 15:23 (sage)

gay

also 2GET

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-07 15:27 (sage)

don't bother

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-07 16:01

a ha ha chatlogs are teh funzorziz

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-07 22:07

needs more pedobear

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-08 3:06 (sage)

faggot

Name: VIPPER 2009-06-09 1:47

lol

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