HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. IM HERE TO TELL YOU ALL OF MY AMAZING STORIES THAT MANY HEARD, BUT OTHERS DIDNT. SO I HAVE OFFICIALLY FOUNDED THIS THREAD WHICH WILL BE CONSTANTLY UPDATED WITH MY GREATEST HITS. I GUARANTEE IT.
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VIPPER2005-06-01 21:09
HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. THE OTHER WEEK I WAS IN JAPAN VISITING THE FACTORIES THAT MAKE MY CLOTHING. AS I STROLLED DOWN THE AISLE OF 8 YEAR OLD BOYS SITTING AT SEWING MACHINES, ONE ASKED "ZIMMA-SAN, DO YOU LIKE MY COATS?" AND SO I BROUGHT HIM UP TO MY SUITE AND TIED MY PANTS AROUND HIS EYES AS I WHIPPED OUT MY MASSIVE STEELY CROTCH CACTUS AND BLITZED HIS REAR. HIS SCREAMS WERE DROWNED OUT WHEN I PULLED MY BLOOD-COVERED GATOR OUT OF HIS ASS AND TOSSED IT DOWN HIS THROAT INTO HIS SOOT-FILLED LUNGS. HE CHOKED TO DEATH AFTER MY MAN MAYO COATED HIS FEW FUNCTIONING ALVEOLI. I LEFT TWO WEEKS PAY, JUST OVER 4 AMERICAN CENTS, WITH HIS SOBBING FAMILY. I GUARANTEE IT.