HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. IM HERE TO TELL YOU ALL OF MY AMAZING STORIES THAT MANY HEARD, BUT OTHERS DIDNT. SO I HAVE OFFICIALLY FOUNDED THIS THREAD WHICH WILL BE CONSTANTLY UPDATED WITH MY GREATEST HITS. I GUARANTEE IT.
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VIPPER2005-05-20 3:26
HI...I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I GET ASKED ALOT AS TO WHETHER I THINK MY ANECDOTES ARE FUNNY. WHEN ASKED THAT I CAN'T HELP BUT SUCKERPUNCH THEM IN THE STOMACH. AND WHEN THEY'RE REELING ON THE CEMENT HOLDING THEMSELVES IN PAIN I PULL THEM UP ONTO THEIR KNEES AND I STICK MY FLESHY METER STICK INTO THEIR EAR AND FILL THEIR SKULL WITH MY STICKY WHITE COCK SPIT AS THEY'RE SCREAMING OBSCENETIES. GUARNTEE IT.