HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. IM HERE TO TELL YOU ALL OF MY AMAZING STORIES THAT MANY HEARD, BUT OTHERS DIDNT. SO I HAVE OFFICIALLY FOUNDED THIS THREAD WHICH WILL BE CONSTANTLY UPDATED WITH MY GREATEST HITS. I GUARANTEE IT.
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VIPPER2005-03-10 6:15
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, PRESIDENT AND CEO OF MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOUR SISTER DEFINETLY NEEDED YOUR PROTECTION LAST NIGHT AS I RAMMED MY MONOLITHIC BEEF HAMMER INTO HER PRECIOUS LITTLE JIZZWELL. HER TINY HIPS WERE BARELY ABLE TO CONTAIN THE FULL LIQUID VOLUME OF MY SPECIAL FORMULA NUT BATTER, SO IN A FLASH, I RAMMED THE TEN YARDS OF MANFLESH GOD BESTOWED UPON ME INTO HER NASAL CANAL. I GUARANTEE IT.