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Name: Vipzor 2005-02-14 4:03

>>1-1000 - DQNs

Name: VIPPER 2005-02-26 3:49

sage

Name: VIPPER 2005-02-26 14:18 (sage)

do you think POPE JOHN PAUL II has ever ?masterbated? or had ?sex????

Name: VIPPER 2005-02-27 2:31

woot! post 83!!

Name: VIPPER 2005-02-27 8:04

>>82

If I were him, I would

Name: VIPPER 2005-02-28 4:03

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Name: VIPPER 2005-02-28 6:34

Up the ARSE

Name: VIPPER 2005-02-28 6:50

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Name: VIPPER 2005-02-28 14:56

You are banned ;_;
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Name: VIPPER 2005-02-28 17:02

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Name: VIPPER 2005-02-28 17:03

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Name: VIPPER 2005-02-28 17:56

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Name: VIPPER 2005-02-28 18:19

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Name: VIPPER 2005-02-28 19:36

KOUYAMA MITSUKI-CHAN!

Name: VIPPER 2005-02-28 22:45

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Name: VIPPER 2005-02-28 22:45

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Name: VIPPER 2005-02-28 23:53

100 GET?

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-01 4:27

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Name: VIPPER 2005-03-01 10:01

>>94
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Name: VIPPER 2005-03-01 10:02 (sage)

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Name: VIPPER 2005-03-01 10:02 (sage)

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Name: VIPPER 2005-03-01 10:17

>>96
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you caught the llama

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-01 15:35

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Name: VIPPER 2005-03-01 16:25

>>102

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Name: VIPPER 2005-03-01 17:08 (sage)

I consider this to be a public service

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-01 17:08 (sage)

I consider this to be a public service:

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-01 21:42

i consider this to be a pubic service

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-01 21:47

oh geez

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-01 22:35

this thread is RELAVANT TO MY...wait...

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-02 16:50

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Name: VIPPER 2005-03-03 4:26

110

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-03 4:26

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Name: VIPPER 2005-03-03 4:58

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Name: VIPPER 2005-03-04 6:52

10:08 am: Great.
The Internet is useful because on it there exists loads of information.

The Internet is useful because on it users can communicate with their friends.

The Internet is a fucking waste because too many people use it to bitch about shit.

So, I'm going to do my part, and stop clouding the internet with bitching. If I post from now on, it'll be a cute little quiz, or a nice little reply to someone's shit. I made this decision after I read a few people's livejournals. Dear god, I am through and through disgusted with Livejournal.

Ira you genius.

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-04 6:52

10:29 pm: Yar.
I'm so torn! I just got back from new york, and wow it was fun, but very cold. Anyways, I got a job while I was there as an apartment shower for a large real estate firm based VERY close to times square in Manhattan. Yikes. It's an entry level job where all I'd do is show apartments all day to people that want to look at them. And if they decide to rent the apartment that I showed them then I get 10% of their first month's rent, which in new york city can be anywhere from 1200 to like 5000$ per month (so that means for me: 100 to 500 bucks). And it's STRICTLY commission. I don't know if I want to just jump in -- cousin says I can stay with him until I find a place -- and cut all my wires here in Michigan... and move there with this job. I am seriously very very very torn. Yow.

- Matt -

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-04 6:52

09:14 pm: Okay, about three months ago I was happy. I was fine with things. But then she showed up on the scene. Ugh. I mean, I can't turn around without bumping into this ugly, obnixious, totally idiotic chick. And it seems like I can't get away from her. Yes, I do mean Paris Hilton. That chick looks like a skeleton that someone glued a plastic nose onto. How ugly, stupid, and sucky at life can one chick be?

Okay, in other news, I have decided that Michigan is bugging me to the highest degree, so I'm moving to NYC. I have a cousin that lives there that can give me a place to stay until I find an apartment. I'm gonna take a trip there early january to cheque out the job market - maybe even get myself a job. Lahh dee daa. And if I find a job and I can start soon and it pays enough, I'll move there ASAP.


Oh and also recently decided that livejournal is terribly non-personal. I would much rather chat with someone face-to-face or IM-to-IM than write something that isn't personal at all. Hey, so chat with me on AIM as JoeBarborak or on eMail as very_bacterial@yahoo.com and I'll talk to you about everything!!!!!


- Matt -

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-04 6:53

01:59 am: Harr
It has been a fun few days. The store (Circuit City, Auborn Hills, Michigan) has been open for a few days, and today (thursday) was the GRAND OPENING where festivities and a good time were had by all. I, however, was not there. I worked a shift from wednesday at 1pm until thursday (today) at 11am. That's about 20 straight hours at Circuit City... when ya add in breaks and stuff. I was scheduled to stay until 6pm thursday (today), but at 11am I just crashed and the manager peep sent me home because I was not working and concentrating all my effort on not falling into the meat grinder. So that was interesting. The strange thing is - I can't remember alot of what happened while at work last night. I can remember snippets here and there, but between midnight and 5:30am I couldn't tell you that I remember a solid three minutes in a row. Heh. But I do remember something funny that did happen between 12 and 5... I was chatting with another employee person over Wendy's take out about past jobs. I was very tired, and wasn't about to argue... well here we are:

Me: ...you're talking to the guy that's worked at small little retail shops before.
Josh: And a bowling alley!
(apparently he got me and someone else mixed up, I have never worked at a bowling alley before. He was being serious.)
M: ... ... ... Yeah, that was a fun job!
J: Must have been.
M: And it was cool, I got to bowl all I wanted.
J: That's awesome! You must have a great average then.
M: I don't mean to brag, but it's like 230 (totally a lie, I can barely bowl a 120).
J: [bla bla bla -- Insert boring shit about him being in a league]
M: Yeah, league nights were always my favorite, I got to meet so many cool people.
J: I could see how bowling on a league would be fun, but I wouldn't want to just play one game and then be done...
M: I don't know if it was just my bowling alley or what, but our leagues did five games in a row, so it really judges your skill.
J: I need to go bowling.
M: Sure, I'll get you a discount at my alley. They love me there, every once in a while when I go in with some friends they'll let us bowl for free.

Heh, I love making stuff up.

I was actually just doing it again a few minutes ago - making stuff up...; a friend of mine, actually it's Salmon - whom I mentioned in a past post, IM's me and wants to play around in a chat room and act like we don't know each other. So naturally, I make a new screenname that is "lickmexxx225252." We go at it, I'm being a pig, asking her for pictures and a/s (if you don't know what a/s is then you apparently weren't around for the birth of the internet) asking her if she has big boobs... and then I ask her if she's ever been with another woman... jokingly of course, we're both playing around. (oh by the way I was talking in 'k3wl d3wd' speak to blend in) Right when I ask that query of her (the lesbo one) I get an email from "sk8erpride" that says "hey babe, 18/m/wi here" and I play along, even calling him 'chica' a few times... and then I 'notice' he's a guy and call him a faggot and he should burn in hell. HOW HILLARIOUS IS THAT... *cricket noises*

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-05 9:33

sage this shit

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-05 15:53 (sage)

LIVE JOURNAL IS FOR FAGS

Name: VIPPER 2005-03-08 22:03



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Name: VIPPER 2005-03-08 22:04





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