ITT lots of stuff happens

>>7 gets raped by >>35, while his adorable twin sister gives her virginity to >>27.

Meanwhile, >>12 and >>3 have been fucking behind their friends' backs, and when >>4 finds out I swear he's going to take a gun, get pissed off and drunk, and shoot >>10 in the head. So it goes.

>>2, meanwhile, goes up to his little sister >>8 in the middle of the night and licks her legs while she sleeps. Unfortunately, >>5 is upstairs having sex with their dad, who is >>9.

Then >>13 walks in and says something really badass. I don't know what he's going to say. Maybe >>20 does. Anyway, >>13 runs up to >>6 and cuts his head off. So it goes.

At the same time >>8 wakes up to find her brother >>2 licking her and stuff, and she likes it, so they start fooling around in the dark. And then >>9, their dad, comes downstairs with a condom hanging out of his asshole, sees them caught in the heat of passion, and proceeds to gut both of our lovebirds. So it goes.

The last thing he says before he cuts his balls off is:

a) The first word of post >>16
b) The third word of post >>20
c) The sixth, eighth, and fourth words of >>19

And whatever >>32 wants to put in there too, I guess.

I am a roundworm living in >>1 body.
I am sorry >>1 had [opened this worthless THREAD].
He is a born loser, but he has a big appetite, seldom wash his hands, always be filthy. That made his body our paradise.
Thanks to him, I have grown up to 2.2 meters long.
But one day >>1 had bad diarrhea.
He washed away my little brother Kenta from his bowels. Poor Kenta! He was only eight centimeters long then.
Normally >>1 has enough nourishment to feed me and all my brothers and sisters.
I don't want to see my little sister Haruna lament the loss of other family member.
Ladies and gentlemen, >>1 is a good-for nothing fellow, indeed, but pleas be kind to him.