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MAKING CONVERSATION

Name: VIPPER 2005-01-18 17:19

Because there have been about 2 new threads in the past two days, I'm posting this.

Massive screenplay flaw in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure:

 Rufus mentions that the clock in San Dimas is always running, so Bill and Ted have an imposed time limit to finish their book report. However, they have the ability to dial "one number higher", which allows them to meet themselves at the convenience store.

 However, this also unwittingly gives them the ability to have as much time as they need for their report as not only do they have bonus time while collecting various historical figures, they could also simply re-appear at the convenience store right after their other two pairs of selves leave, and have all the time they need to prepare the report.

 Also, in order to rescue their historical friends right before their report, Bill and Ted must plan to go back in time after the report and plant some keys where they can find them(which will also not work in general accepted time travel theory).

 In short, this movie fails at writing, and time travel.

Name: VIPPER 2005-01-18 18:21

I'm amazed that you have managed to topple the highly acclaimed sci-fi blockbuster that is Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

I like Bill and Ted's Bogus Adventure for one scene:
Bill and Ted meet up with Evil Bill and Ted (unknown to the good duo) atop a large cliff.  After a short conversation Evil Bill and Ted attack Bill and Ted and begin strangling them.  The situation looks grim, so Ted thinks of an escape:

"No... don't...  kill us!...  We...   love...  you..."

Evil Bill and Ted look at each other.

"You do?"  One of the evil pair asks, to which Bill and Ted nod in agreement.

"FAGS!"  shout the Evil Bill and Ted, and continue to strangle the first pair, then throw them over the cliff.

I just love that in the early 90s it was so common to despise homosexuals.

Name: VIPPER 2005-01-18 18:52

>>1
>this movie fails at writing, and time travel.

True, but Keanu Reeves acting as Ted is superb,
I truely believed he was a complete douche

Name: VIPPER 2005-01-18 21:04

HOSCHI!

Name: VIPPER 2005-01-19 0:20 (sage)

GOD MADE ROCK AND ROLL FOR EVERYONE.

Name: VIPPER 2005-01-19 0:36

if you wanna be a singer or play guitar
man you gotta sweat or you won't get far

Name: VIPPER 2009-12-10 10:47

Say baby do you wanna lay down with me, a say baby do you wanna lay down by my side

Don't change these.
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