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A cunt so wide

Name: VIPPER 2005-01-08 23:36

A sailor told me before he died
(and I don't know whether the bastard lied)
He had a wife with a cunt so wide
She never could be satisfied.
So he invented a great fucking wheel
Attached to it was a prick of steel
With two brass balls that were filled with cream
And the whole fucking thing was run by steam.

Round and round went the big fucking wheel
In and out went the prick of steel
Until that maid, at last she cried,
"Enough! Enough! I'm satisfied!"

And now we come to the bitter bit -
there was no way of stopping it.
The poor girl was split from twat to tit
and the whole fucking issue went up in shit!

~1847 sea chantey~

Name: VIPPER 2005-01-09 1:21

I think that sailor just had a little penis!

Name: VIPPER 2005-01-09 2:38

This automatically pwns the entire VIP board. Then again, an ascii rendition of goatse.cx would pwn the entire VIP board. This place is shit.

Name: VIPPER 2005-01-09 8:23

>>3 yep. VIP makes /z/ look like Fark, and makes Fark look like CNN.

Name: VIPPER 2005-01-09 8:35

>>3

　　∧＿∧
　 (´∀｀　) http://www.goat.cx
　　（⊃(*)⊂)
　　/__ノωヽ__）

Name: VIPPER 2005-01-09 9:42

/vip is for gays only

Name: VIPPER 2005-01-09 10:03

>>6
please fuck my anal

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-07 23:37

>>4

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-07 23:39

I don´t get it.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-07 23:55

THANKS!

Name: VIPPER 2013-10-02 21:09

VIP QUALITY!

A cunt so wide

1 Name: VIPPER 2005-01-08 23:36

2 Name: VIPPER 2005-01-09 1:21

3 Name: VIPPER 2005-01-09 2:38

4 Name: VIPPER 2005-01-09 8:23

5 Name: VIPPER 2005-01-09 8:35

6 Name: VIPPER 2005-01-09 9:42

7 Name: VIPPER 2005-01-09 10:03

8 Name: VIPPER 2006-10-07 23:37

9 Name: VIPPER 2006-10-07 23:39

10 Name: VIPPER 2006-10-07 23:55

11 Name: VIPPER 2013-10-02 21:09