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BBT alternate ending:
Raj inherits his parents' vast fortune, retires from the university, buys Playboy Enterprises and becomes the next Hugh Hefner.Howard and has been secretly working a doctorate all along, gets tenure.Bernadette contracts a bizarre ailment from her research that forces her to live in a bubble 6 days a week, allowing her one amazing day.Raj invites Walowitz leading to a hilarious argument with Bernadette and the Playboy mansion.Penny lands an acting job in an indie movie that amazingly takes off and she wins an Oscar. After discovering Sheldon's DNA at a sperm-bank: Amy decides to not get pregnant and becomes Penny's personal assistant instead. Leonard becomes president of the university; Marries Penny. Obviously he's more proud of the second achievement but his mother is still disappointed in him. Sheldon wins the Nobel and is immediately abducted by aliens who recognize him as the finest example of intelligence humanity has to offer and have to take him away to show him the many marvels of the universe, then he wakes up to the sound of someone loudly knocking on the door of his empty apartment. Sheldon answers the door to find a Sheldon doppelgänger. Wearing a 'Jesus is coming... And boy is he pissed.' t-shirt."Hello. I just moved into the apartment across the hall and I just need to know if you hippies engage in this kind of wanton debauchery and hooliganism on a regular basis. If so, I have a Adjacent Neighbor Covenant I'd like you to look at otherwise, I will have to call the po...Leonard slams the door to a screen fading to black and says "What a weirdo".