/tele/ - Why watching too much TV is bad

Name: s Lagoon 2013-03-31 23:20

SHERMAN'S LAGOON By Jim Toomey

Purple fish : "IS ANYBODY GOING TO BITE THAT LURE?"

Sherman : "NO, WHY WOULD WE WANT TO DO THAT?"

Purple fish : "JUST PICTURE YOURSELF ON THE END OF THAT LINE, AN EPIC CONFLICT BETWEEN FISH AND MAN.

CUT TO THE FISHERMAN IN THE BOAT... THE ROD BENDS, THE REEL SCREAMS...

MEANWHILE, UNDERWATER, I THRASH AND I STRUGGLE, BUT IT'S FUTILE. I FINALLY SURRENDER...

HE HAULS ME INTO THE BOAT; WE LOOK AT EACH OTHER, THE HUNTER AND THE HUNTED; THEN HE THROWS ME BACK IN THE WATER."

The purple fish bite the fish bait and went up the water.

Sherman : "THEY PUT HIM IN A COOLER."

Ernest : "HE WATCHES TOO MANY FISHING SHOWS."

www.shermanslagoon.com

3-31 © 2013 Jim Toomey. Dist. by King Features Syndicate. Inc

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-01 13:37

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Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 13:46

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Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 20:17

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Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 13:00

tv?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-24 18:24

Bumping past flood.

Name: Behavior Problem 2013-04-25 14:15

http://www.redorbit.com/news/video/technology_2/1112819700/television-and-behavior-problems-linked-041013

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-13 13:33

WATCH C-SPAN! That illuminati shit is in plain sight but you retards don't have the attention-span to stay awake and watch it.

So South Korean Ambassador "Park Guen-hye" came to the US and insulted us just to emphasize how much control she had over Americans. She didn't even talk about "Christ song hong" but we all know that the cult of "Korean-Jesus" is prevalent there.

Her insults were specific to each type of American:
Ameri-Claps : "2 hands to clap".
Ameri-fatties: "Have and not eat cake".
Ameri-Tards : "Forget past and repeat it".

She laughed so hard as she made these mockeries and the Senate just took it like a bunch of anti-patriotic punk-bitches. Republicans didn't even pull out their guns to shut this whore up. Sandwiches weren't even made! IS this America? IS IT?
http://www.c-spanvideo.org/event/218316#program312579-2

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Name: ▐▐▐▐▐ 2013-05-14 1:04

>>9
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Name: Cockboy69 2013-05-16 1:37

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Name: Lawak Antara Benua 2013-05-20 3:19

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Why watching too much TV is bad

1 Name: s Lagoon 2013-03-31 23:20

2 Name: Anonymous 2013-04-01 13:37

3 Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 13:46

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7 Name: Anonymous 2013-04-24 18:24

8 Name: Behavior Problem 2013-04-25 14:15

9 Name: Anonymous 2013-05-13 13:33

10 Name: buttholes 2013-05-14 1:01

11 Name: ▐▐▐▐▐ 2013-05-14 1:04

12 Name: Cockboy69 2013-05-16 1:37

13 Name: Lawak Antara Benua 2013-05-20 3:19