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LOGICAL

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-03 23:37

I did what I had to do to survive. Wouldn't anyone?
The catastrophe was evident even as I approached the bunker. Barricades smashed, hastily vacated cars that hadn't made it far from the parking lot, debris and even concrete rubble from the corners of the bunker walls. I didn't see any bodies around, and blood was probably hard to spot against the road. I didn't know what had happened, but I was curious. How often do you get the chance to check out a secret installation? Only the bold gets to, during times like these.

I saw something still living at the far end of the lot, lying on its back, moving its extremities in a futile attempt to get somewhere. I figured that taking only a glance at disfigured bodies at this point, would only discourage me, so I pressed on, into the dark through the still open big garage-looking door. That's when I first encountered them, the remaining ones scuttling about in the aftermath.

They didn't look like any animal or insect I've seen before, so it's hard describing them. The closest thing would a cross between a mantis and a reptile. The largest ones – the yellow and black ones with those green eyes that I got a good up-close view of – must have been the warriors of the colony. They were large as scrawny-looking tigers. They were the ones that must have been responsible for the half-eaten bodies of the dispatch that lay here, one of which one of the workers still huddled over.

...but no, there were other bodies. The bodies of the unarmed people looked different. Their clothes had been stripped off, and fine lines of blood circled them all over their bodies, as if somebody had cut their skin with a very small saw-blade, often without dismembering anything. I saw one of them missing their feet, though. The cross-section was smooth, even through the bone.

Not even when I saw the bug-reptile things, was I afraid, and I can't explain why. Maybe it was simply because I had made my mind up. Maybe I had played far too many computer games to regard weird big creatures as threats. Maybe it was something else, like some warped sense of destiny.

I remember one of those big things jumping me, and I remember grabbing a hold of its weak jaw, bending it open until it snapped. I remember it screaming and trembling in pain as it released me. That's the last thing that I can remember.

I woke up the next morning, and it was like any other morning: No school, no work. Just my useless apartment of continued alienated existence. I didn't remember how I got there, and I vaguely remember something strange about the day before. I discovered something new on the hall floor, though. A piece of debris, I guessed. A cubic decimeter small black metal cube that I must have dropped on the floor. It weighted heavily in my hand. This wasn't some piece of a pipe valve. Its edges had been crafted with millimeter precision, and there were patterns like canals in it. As I stood there trying to study it, it partly opened up a hatch in itself, and shot two sharp plastic tubes straight up my arteries. That's all I remember. ...or was that a memory? I don't know.

But I do know finding that it had evolved the following morning. Unfolded into something much less familiar, like some kind of bizarre small black metal moon buggy. No, that can't be right. Nothing that small can possibly unfold like that. I don't know. I think we communicated somehow. It was asking me questions. Favorite food? Favorite color?

I woke up the next morning, and she was there. She called me daddy. Where the cube had gone off to I had no idea, but it had left something just as strange in its place: An 8 year old child. I don't even think I asked questions at this point. She told me that me having these episodes of amnesia wasn't new to her, but that it usually passed. ...and it did. From that moment on I cared like any parent would do for his daughter – maybe more. She was the prettiest, cutest princess you ever saw. Years passed, and we were happy together.

I remember a lasting memory from my early childhood that had come to haunt me. We had gone in to retrieve one of their precious toys from their hideout, but we had made so much noise that they had discovered us. We ran for our lives, and we escaped. We escaped only because they caught up with Tom. ...so we waited outside at a safe distance for him. Waited for them to scold him and twist his arm and release him. ...but after half an hour I had had enough. I decided to go back and try to see what they were doing to him. The shouts and gasps that came from their torture room wasn't really explained by me peeking in through the door crack. They had tied him down, they had no clothes on, and one of the girls were... ...sitting on him, beating him with her butt. I was too small to understand sex, or rape for that matter. Even after all these years I'm still a virgin, and some part of me is still thankful for that.

Then one morning I woke up, from a sleep that could have lasted for more than a night, and there was a large metal bed-looking thing occupying most of my hall and part of my kitchen. The naked body of what must have been one of the neighbors was on it, riddled with fine red lines, and there was this continuous whirring of a surgical saw. From that point on things had changed. My apartment had become the main factory, and no inch of my hall and kitchen walls would ever be clean of blood splatter again. Even then I loved her. Even when I saw the surgical tools extract and retract from her body I loved her. She only did what she had to do to survive. It was only logical. You would have done the sa,e-

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-06 17:05

Did you catch the Alien STD from that book?

District 9 fan-fiction is too deep for me.

What does it all mean?
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there are the worn plot elements: the evil corporation that will do anything to get weapons, the macho military guy dying horribly in the end, the sudden and improbable bonding between characters, and so on. These stock elements are adequate for building an adequate film-but not a great (or even good) one.

The movie seems like it might have been intended to say something about race, corporate evil, or other such things. However, it did not get beyond what seems like vague gestures in those directions.

Another problem is the matter of plot holes. Naturally, plot holes are all but inevitable, but there are some that damage the film enough to be worth writing about.

First, the evil corporation is presented as being obsessed with the alien’s weapon technology (which only works for the aliens). Yet, they never do the obvious: paying the aliens to serve as soldiers. Or, if the aliens will not serve willingly, using them as living triggers (as was done with the main character when he was becoming an alien).
Second: It is also not clear why the Nigerians were allowed there and why the evil corporation did not grab up every piece of alien technology.

Third: there is the oil-fluid. One key part of the plot is that Johnson has been gathering a fluid from the alien technology that apparently works as a fuel for the command module/small ship. The main human character, Wikus, finds the fluid tube and sprays himself with the fluid (which, in addition to its ability to fuel a space ship also conveniently converts humans into aliens). The problem here is that the point is made that the fluid had to be gathered over 20 years, yet there was still enough to power the ship even after Wikus sprayed quite a bit on his face. It seems that the aliens could have left long ago if they had all that extra fuel.

Lastly: a minor point is that Wikus was amazing at operating the alien mech/powered armor. Given that people have difficulty operating something as simple as a bicycle or typing without CAPSLOCK on, it seemed rather odd that he could not only use it, but also use it like a master of battle. At least in Aliens, Ripley had a plausible reason as to why she would be good with the powered cargo handler. Of course, it could be said that the mech did the real fighting and the operator just sort of indicated what he wanted it to do.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-06 17:59

Name: Get Fuzzy 2013-04-01 0:18

GET FUZZY

Bucky : "CHECK THIS AWESOME ROCK OUT! IT'S FROM MARS!"

Robert : "THIS ROCK ISN'T FROM MARS."

Bucky : "YEAH IT IS... I GOT IT FROM MARS MYSELF...IT'S FASCINATING."

Robert : "YEAH, IT WOULD BE FASCINATING IF IT WERE TRUE.EVERYTHING IS FASCINATING IF YOU MAKE CRAZY STUFF UP ABOUT IT."

Bucky : "I'M SURE I DON'T FOLLOW YOU."

Robert : "HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN MY LUNAR SPOON? IT'S FASCINATING!"

Satchel : "Wow..."

Bucky : "WELL, THIS ROCK IS FROM MARS!... DORITO EATO SOME : IT IS FASCINATING!"

Robert : "IT'S NOT FROM MARS."

Bucky : "JERK!"

Satchel : "FUNNY, THOUGH. HIS BUDDY MARS DOES SELL A LOT OF ROCKS."

Robert : "HIS WHAT NOW?"


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Name: Anonymous 2013-04-01 0:40

Testing, testing. Am I whitelisted?

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2013-04-01 13:27

If cats always land on their feet and butter always lands butter side down then if you were to strap giant slabs of buttered toast to the back of thousands of cats, then the two opposing forces will cause the cats to hover, spinning inches above the ground.

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Name: Anonymous 2013-05-28 20:05

Parsecs? Han knew better.
He was just making things up to
test these idiots before he conned them.
What he didn't know is that he was
being brainwashed into joining
a jedi terrorist cell.

Jetsons and flintstones are in the
same future divided by income class.

The plot to alladin was a con to sell
a worthless lamp that does nothing.

In the titanic, Jack never existed.
The plank thing was a moral dilemna
to a woman who was suicidal.

In back to the future:
the mind reader indirectly worked
through visual memory.
Also doc did insurance fraud,
robbed some mad libyans and was also
suicidal which is why he tried to
kill himself and marty when testing
the delorean.
He never trusted Marty.
The lightning bold wasn't supposed to
work. Marty was supposed to die.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-29 14:32

Cool story

Don't change these.
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