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Horror Porn!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-19 11:56

Hi!
I'm a typical horror movie watcher. I masturbate all the fucking time, mostly every time I see red meat. Blood and meat and gore just turns me on. I have to see women screaming and getting decapitated to cum. Murder porn! I imagine that I'm the massmurderer on the screen, and just go around fucking women with my knife/axe/whatever. I'm normal! It's no secret that 75% of all people who watch horror movies, are just doing it to jerk off to them. If I bring a date, I bang her in the cinema while she screams and coughs blood. Satan used to be a major turn-on for me as well, but that got old at the turn of the century.
Am I right or am I right? I know that you have your hand down your pants right now, just thinking about killing all those bitches who didn't want you, don't you?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-19 12:01

I also store my housecat in the cupboard, and feed him crack so that he jumps out in my face every time I open it.
I also go around trying to startle people by sneaking up behind them and screaming really loud, because they like that.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-19 14:35

Miranda, is that you?

Tim Curry did a fantastic job playing as a negro demon man in that one 80's movie.

http://www.zap2it.com/media/photo/2009-02/45295873.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-27 16:29

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-30 12:09

poop

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-30 12:09

poop

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-30 16:38

saw sucks

Name: The Haunting in Connecticut 2013-03-15 6:05

The Haunting in Connecticut : http://www.hauntinginconnecticut.com

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 19:26

fart

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 23:29

5032981036
Now selling used dildas, only used a couple times by me and my wife Sharon.

Name: Kubrickian 2013-03-20 18:00

You are such a fail troll.

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