Don't try to imitate characters in your favorite Disney films!
King Simba
He assists in the murder of his uncle so he can avenge his father, marry his sister and take over his father's harem. Somehow Christians are ok with this.
Prince Ferdinand
Yes, Snow White’s prince is a necrophiliac and a pedophile.
Cinderella’s Nameless Prince
Preferred her because she could fit her body in glass bondage gear, that is so kinky in all of the wrong ways.
Prince Phillip
A serial killer who needed three wingmen[I mean old ladies] in order to brainwash a abandoned slave he doesn't even know.
Prince Eric
Ariel endures a painful procedure to alter her body and throat to the point where she is no longer the same species that she used to be! Do you really need plastic surgury to be happy?
The Beast named Adam:
Anti-charity conservative furry exposes a woman to Stockholm Syndrome in France.
Aladdin
Falling for Aladdin is the equivalent of falling for one of those internet sweetheart scams. He’s not who he says he is, he’s a compulsive liar, and he’s a con man. Stay away.
Flynn Rider
Rapunzel’s supposed prince isn’t too dissimilar from Aladdin: he’s a thief who lies about who he is. He’s also kind of useless– Rapunzel is always saving his ass. Good for her!… but then again, she’s always having to bail out her guy. Lame.
Captain John Smith
His friends won't leave your house. He’ll trash your family, he’ll try to change everything about you, and then he’ll drag you off to his choice of residence and display you as a trophy. Fun!
Captain Li Shang
He is gay. The only reason why he spared Mulan is because of a life debt.
Prince Naveen
Gold diggers are never good news, turning into a furry isn't sexy either.
Robin hood:
Once again: furry, terrorist and a criminal.