Fat Women

It's like wrestling a hairless Saint Bernard, right down to the slobber flying everywhere. If you don't want a crushed hip, don't let her be on top. And for fuck's sakes, WRAP UP. The last thing you'll ever want to do is get the herp from scraping the bottom of the barrel. That's just tragic.

Even though this thread has nothing to do with /TELE/VISION, I still approve of this message.

So are we talking about Tina Fey before or after the liposuction?

Any vein fetishists in the house? Varicose veins feel like my mothers so I have to take a pass, but thank you for the offer, young man. Let us climb the dysfunctional erectile family tree.

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Before.

While you guys are bitching about "fake geek girls" [42! Derp, who's Douglas Adams?], there is a bigger problem out there. You may laugh but when the fake women take off their skin and reveal the wires and metal endoskeleton beneath, you will rue the day you-
Wait you mean "fake" as in "they don't like this stuff as much as they say"? ... Why is that an issue? THIS IS DISTRACTING US FROM THE ROBOT UPRISING!
Obama won't help, because he's part robot.
However, on the 2020 Census he'll still only check the "Black" box.
On that same census paper: Jews and Muslims are white!
http://www.census.gov/population/race/about/
So forget the fiscal cliff, what are we doing about those shiny bastards who are stealing our jobs!?!

The trouble with those fake geeks, is that they aren't geeks. They are hipsters.
Think about it - who says "I liked that before it was cool" and looks down their noses at people for liking it now when it is popular? Hipsters. Who thinks there is some sort of test before you get to say you are a real fan? Hipsters. Who tells you that you don't pray hard enough to their favorite character deity in their favorite book? Hipsters.

The hipster has migrated from evil cults to bad music but is now after your shitty comic book movies and poorly designed video games. Does the hipster have any restraint from his obsession with class?

And then OP was a hipster