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*puts on my Samuel L. Jackson voice:*
Sir, what you're saying is upsetting me and my friends here.
I suggest you appologize for your rude behavior.
Hold on - I've got something for you. You see this? Now, what I've just pulled out of my jacket here is the real deal. Now I laid this beauty just this morning, wrapped it up in my silk blanket, and today, he's my little buddy. I call him Curt, and you take a good look, 'cause he's some REAL shit. Yeah, that's right: Shit's just got real. You might even notice the little shades that I stuck on him, because that's how he rolls.
Now, how about that?