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Red Dwarf X

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 12:24

Red Dwarf returns with a new six-part series featuring the original cast Chris Barrie, Craig Charles, Danny John-Jules and Robert Llewellyn.

Red Dwarf X starts Thursday 4th October, 9pm on Dave and Dave HD

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 13:58

sweet!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 14:57

5 DAYS

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 15:00

Hmm, I don't know. I look back on them and the first, fourth and fifth were very good, Nine was shit! all that blade runner crap!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 15:41

Doesn't look like Koshanki or Holly/Hilly are back

Name: Gordon Bennett !sJh8mwqDUo 2012-09-30 15:44

I'm not optimistic but I'll watch it. It has to be better than the dreadful 'Back to Earth' last series.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 16:16

"Cat: All in all, 100% successful trip!
Kryten: But sir, we've lost Mr Rimmer.
Cat: All in all, 100% successful trip!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 16:21


Looking forward to the new series!

http://youtu.be/Yupq4Klpazk

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 16:23


Further proof that Americans shows are totally unfunny.

http://youtu.be/A1uTqA9jWWE

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 17:21

>>9
Totally Shit, i fucking hate yanks!!!

Name: Gordon Bennett !sJh8mwqDUo 2012-10-01 10:49

I'm disappointed that they appear to be repeating the "getting mail from Earth" storyline from 'Better Than Life' series 2. Also Kryten listing weapons is reminiscent of Rimmer listing the available food on Starbug in 'Marooned' series 3.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-01 13:27

>11
Maybe X stands for "old episodes - eXtended versions".

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-01 15:47

>>12
X is for Series Ten!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-01 16:21

>>13
Ten??? Everybody knows that J is the tenth letter of the alphabet!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-01 17:54

>>14
That would be rā.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-02 15:53

kkkkkkkk

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-03 18:30

wat

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-04 1:07

Here we go. This family, mother, father, four kids. It doesn't matter if they're boys or girls they're gonna be used anyway...
[laughs]
Bob Saget: - as nothing more than a hole. This is what this joke is about anyway, it's about using your kids. They've got a paper route, they go to school and then you fuck 'em. And the agent's like, "What do you do?" and the father goes, "Watch us." He rips off his wife's bra. Then he rips off her underwear and he takes some of her pubes with it. It's awful and some blood starts dripping down her leg. He takes the tampon and throws it at the window and it sticks. They start going down on each other all different kinds of combinations, there's 69, there's 29, cause the kids are young, there's 9. The father bends the kid over the guy's desk and starts taking him from behind, which isn't right. I just want to say now if any of you people who are watching this: if you're having sex with your family I don't condone it. I think it's wrong I've done a lot of PSA's... do NOT fuck your family. So they're all fucking each other right. All of a sudden the kid can't take it, diarrhea starts shooting out of his ass. It's like a hemorrhaging shit-ass. The kid starts spinning around in a circle cause he can't control it. It's like Curly in the Stooges. "Moe, Larry, the cheese!" The projectile shit is just flying out of him it's going all over the room it's like spin art. You don't know whether to shit or puke in this room. That's how...

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