New Asian American Web Series

I was watching this webseries where this girl is convinced that her feng shui ducks don't want her to be monogamous, "I stuck up two feng shui ducks in my apartment because they're supposed to bring you monogamous relationships, for a year-and-a-half I had them up and I couldn't date anyone. I was like a leper. The moment I took them down, I met Nigel, what does that say about our relationship?"

(It's called the Monogamy Experiment-- it's pretty funny, actually, you should look it up on YouTube.)

Got me thinking, monogamy a worthy goal? It doesn't seem like it sometimes!

"I stuck up two feng shui ducks..."  I thought it said "dicks" for a bit.  Goal?  WTF  It's just a natural consequence of love.  People who have no love ability have no such desire and so just screw around without a thought.

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When I try to make any sense in OP's statements all I can come up with is that his spleen just exploded.