Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 10:43 ID:mXF3zbFF
This fic does not make any sense. It is so violent, It'll make you puke. I, George, Author of Agony in Pink, do not own the mighty Segata Sanshiro.
Tommy and Jason were looking at the dead and comatose bodies of their friends. "NO!" Jason roared in anger. "SEGATA!!!!" Tommy roared as he slammed their fists on the table. "What's going on?" Bulk and Skull looked at them. The two glared at them and leapt towards them like lions at their prey.
Jason launched an all out assault upon Bulk while Tommy was beating the shit out of Skull, his face becoming like pounded meat. "FUCK OFF, YOU FUCKING MORONS!!" Jason roared. Suddenly, police officers ran inside and pulled out their nightsticks. Jason ran towards them and spin-kicked one on the head, cracking open his skull and brains flew out.
Tommy slammed his fist deep into the other one's stomach and he vomited out his lunch and bloody organs onto the floor. "I AM SO FUCKING MAD!" He roared wildly. "LET'S GO PUNCH SEGATA SANSHIRO!!" Jason screamed. "HELL YEAH! HE KILLED OUR FRIENDS!" Tommy howled. They ran off and flew to Japan.
Jason and Tommy hopped out of the plane and saw Segata Sanshiro. "Let's kick his ass!" Tommy snarled. Jason ran at him with a blind rage, but Segata back-flipped and twisted and snapped Jason's arm. "OWWWWWWOOOOH!" Jason shrieked in intense pain, like never before. "MY ARRRRM!"
"LET HIM GO!" Tommy ran at him, but Segata kicked him in the gut, causing him to vomit blood. Segata spun around and slammed his foot into Jason's nose, breaking it. "AAAAOOOGGH! MAH NOES!!" Jason howled. Tommy staggered around, trying to regain his balance. Segata uppercutted him, sending him into the air and landing him on the red lineolum. "URGH!" Tommy fell down, blood bursting out from his cracked skull and mouth.
"Segata-sama! That was awesome!" A young boy smiled. Gravure models ran over to Segata and fawned over him. "Segata-sama! Can I have your autograph?" A young girl smiled. Segata grabbed a pen and in a flash, gave the girl his signature and smiled. "Thank you!" The girl smiled back.
Jason got up and charged at Segata. He leaped over him and kicked him in the ass. "OWW!" Jason howled and held his ass. Segata lifted him up and hurled him into a glass window, knocking him out and making him bleed profusely. The crowd roared out Segata's name as the man in the karate gi walked away with a smile on his face. Stupid Power Rangers... How dare they try to attack him.
Tommy and Jason were looking at the dead and comatose bodies of their friends. "NO!" Jason roared in anger. "SEGATA!!!!" Tommy roared as he slammed their fists on the table. "What's going on?" Bulk and Skull looked at them. The two glared at them and leapt towards them like lions at their prey.
Jason launched an all out assault upon Bulk while Tommy was beating the shit out of Skull, his face becoming like pounded meat. "FUCK OFF, YOU FUCKING MORONS!!" Jason roared. Suddenly, police officers ran inside and pulled out their nightsticks. Jason ran towards them and spin-kicked one on the head, cracking open his skull and brains flew out.
Tommy slammed his fist deep into the other one's stomach and he vomited out his lunch and bloody organs onto the floor. "I AM SO FUCKING MAD!" He roared wildly. "LET'S GO PUNCH SEGATA SANSHIRO!!" Jason screamed. "HELL YEAH! HE KILLED OUR FRIENDS!" Tommy howled. They ran off and flew to Japan.
Jason and Tommy hopped out of the plane and saw Segata Sanshiro. "Let's kick his ass!" Tommy snarled. Jason ran at him with a blind rage, but Segata back-flipped and twisted and snapped Jason's arm. "OWWWWWWOOOOH!" Jason shrieked in intense pain, like never before. "MY ARRRRM!"
"LET HIM GO!" Tommy ran at him, but Segata kicked him in the gut, causing him to vomit blood. Segata spun around and slammed his foot into Jason's nose, breaking it. "AAAAOOOGGH! MAH NOES!!" Jason howled. Tommy staggered around, trying to regain his balance. Segata uppercutted him, sending him into the air and landing him on the red lineolum. "URGH!" Tommy fell down, blood bursting out from his cracked skull and mouth.
"Segata-sama! That was awesome!" A young boy smiled. Gravure models ran over to Segata and fawned over him. "Segata-sama! Can I have your autograph?" A young girl smiled. Segata grabbed a pen and in a flash, gave the girl his signature and smiled. "Thank you!" The girl smiled back.
Jason got up and charged at Segata. He leaped over him and kicked him in the ass. "OWW!" Jason howled and held his ass. Segata lifted him up and hurled him into a glass window, knocking him out and making him bleed profusely. The crowd roared out Segata's name as the man in the karate gi walked away with a smile on his face. Stupid Power Rangers... How dare they try to attack him.