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G.I. Joe to Become Global Task Force in Movie

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 5:57 ID:PW5L4XkL

G.I. Joe to Become Global Task Force in Movie

Say it ain't so, G.I. Joe.

Friday, September 07, 2007

The popular all-American comic-book military man and action figure dating back to the 1940s is undergoing a significant transformation for the Paramount Pictures-distributed "G.I. Joe" film, which begins production in February and is scheduled for release in summer 2009.

No longer will G.I. Joe be a U.S. Special Forces soldier, the "Real American Hero" who, in his glory days, single-handedly won World War II.

In the politically correct new millennium, G.I. Joe bears no resemblance to the original.

Paramount has confirmed that in the movie, the name G.I. Joe will become an acronym for "Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity" — an international, coed task force charged with defeating bad guys. It will no longer stand for government issued, as in issued by the American government.

The studio won't elaborate, saying filming hasn't begun and details are still in the works, but the behind-the-scenes rumblings are that the producers have decided to change the nature of G.I. Joe in order to appeal to a wider, more international audience.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 11:30 ID:Ge20eJmc

Actually, the 80s cartoon did what you think this new movie will do to GI Joe to the 50s doll/action figure. So really, the cartoon fucked up the action figure line.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-11 9:23 ID:Heaven

Plus this fucked up my day by having to read another whiner complain about something completely trivial. So I guess what goes around comes around. Fuck G.I. Joe.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 12:55

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