Name: Anonymous 2007-08-20 11:04 ID:Br/QJKtZ
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Lois had asked Peter to spend some time with Stewie, thinking their sexual antics may leave him open to new dangers in the world.
Peter walked towards Stewie and sat near him, smiling nervously.
"Hey, Little man. You-you wanna talk?"
Stewie glared at him.
"Eh?"
The glare remained.
"Ehhh?"
He was still glaring.
"Little buddy?"
Stewie's face remained unchanged.
"Little bitty-itty buddy-"
"OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE, GO OFF AND SCREW YOUR DAMN WHORE, YOU FAT BASTARD! BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM! IT'S LIKE A NEVER-ENDING ORGY! GOD!"
Peter looked at him with a hurt face and reached out to touch him. "You can't mean that, little buddy-"
"DON'T TOUCH ME! YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! YOU DAMN MONKEY-ASSED PIG!"
With that, Stewie slapped Peter's hand away and growled a bit.
Then he kicked the garbage can and left in anger.
Peter sat there with his mouth open. He took a break from sex with Lois for this?
He got up and walked back into the bedroom, not knowing what to say to his wife.
The end.
Lois had asked Peter to spend some time with Stewie, thinking their sexual antics may leave him open to new dangers in the world.
Peter walked towards Stewie and sat near him, smiling nervously.
"Hey, Little man. You-you wanna talk?"
Stewie glared at him.
"Eh?"
The glare remained.
"Ehhh?"
He was still glaring.
"Little buddy?"
Stewie's face remained unchanged.
"Little bitty-itty buddy-"
"OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE, GO OFF AND SCREW YOUR DAMN WHORE, YOU FAT BASTARD! BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM! IT'S LIKE A NEVER-ENDING ORGY! GOD!"
Peter looked at him with a hurt face and reached out to touch him. "You can't mean that, little buddy-"
"DON'T TOUCH ME! YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! YOU DAMN MONKEY-ASSED PIG!"
With that, Stewie slapped Peter's hand away and growled a bit.
Then he kicked the garbage can and left in anger.
Peter sat there with his mouth open. He took a break from sex with Lois for this?
He got up and walked back into the bedroom, not knowing what to say to his wife.
The end.